But wait... there's more! And here is a little something about the bathroom hero himself... Now for the picture! So you're out watching the big game and your wife decides it's time to hit the restroom, what do you do? A) Keep watching the game B) Ask her to wait for a break in the action then accompany her C) Hand her a condom Dude you can't stick with her after she railed some random guy in a public restroom. How can you ever trust her again after that? How many other times has this happened? "Honey I'm gonna run to the grocery store, can you watch the kids?" "No problem, oh and remember, TRY NOT TO SUCK ANY DICK ON THE WAY TO THE PARKING LOT!!!"
what a bullshitter. I love how people fuck up and then try to get off the hook by blaming their beverage. "I didn't WANT to! The alcohol made me do it!" bitch, if you know you're a lightweight then don't drink so much! I don't believe her. She knew she was fucking around with someone who wasn't her husband. She's probably done it before and if I were him I'd file for divorce. I've gotten drunk as shit more times than I can count but I've always been cognizant of exactly what I was doing... if I started to act silly, it's because I wanted to be...
I want to know what line the guy used to get her to go have sex with him in a men's room. It's gotta be a winner.
Oh yeah, he set her up for failure, thinking she could use the potty by herself. Reminds me of my wife's pen-pal. She cheated when her husband was away from home on a job-related assignment. He left her the car behind (he flew) to shop, take kids to school, normal stuff you need a car for. She drove to a bar and found a temporary boyfriend. So, when she gets caught she blames her husband for leaving her the easy means (a car) to go out and cheat.
Most likely he was there, with a camera, filming the whole thing while surreptitiously masturbating, and the two of them decided that this lie was the less embarrassing than the truth.
I have to wonder about the legality of her being fired because of this. I'd have to chat up the lawyer about it.
I'm so psychic. I read the very first sentence of the IP and KNEW beyond a shadow of a doubt that alcohol was involved.
No shit, there I was........when I was on Staff Duty (you have to answer phones and play the taped music for "TAPS" at night and stuff) in Germany two young officers (male and female) got caught having sex IN A RESTAURANT at a "hail and farewell" dinner with their company. The restaurant was two-story, and this drunken couple found a booth way back in a dark corner while the rest of the festivities were unfolding on the floor below. Talk about a shit-storm from hell that night! I was taking calls from a lot of pissed off and confused senior officers!
When were you in? I'd heard Germany was the 'fun' place to stationed - until the '90s. Then it sucked.
I was in Germany from June 2000- December 2003. It was a great tour - my kids still talk about it almost daily. I have many photo albums filled with pics we took traveling around.
That would be cool - take the family all over Europe. Most of the people I've talked to, tho, were single, living in the barracks and most stories revolve around weed or hash.
Yes, we had a lot of that activity. We had more piss tests than anywhere I have ever been in The Army, but people still tried getting away with drugs. Lots of wild sex still went on (no law against that yet). It was like a soap opera in our unit.
