Why is having Sex in Public Illegal

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  1. Starguard

    Starguard Fresh Meat

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    I mean if cave men could do it, why can't people of today? :soholy:
    Starguard, Apr 10, 2009
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  2. NeonMosfet

    NeonMosfet Probably a Dual

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    There is a scarcity of caves.
    NeonMosfet, Apr 10, 2009
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  3. Chuck

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    Perhaps because we don't want to see this guy packing fudge in public

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  4. Starguard

    Starguard Fresh Meat

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    :lol:
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  5. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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  6. JonathonWally

    JonathonWally Frakkin With Your Head

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    Too many insanely fat people around to get faux-offended because they're jealous that no one wants to fuck them so they go off and complain.
    JonathonWally, Apr 10, 2009
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  7. Captain X

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    Why, the children, of course. ;)
    Captain X, Apr 10, 2009
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    Because a dis-proportionate amount of said public nudity and sexual goings on would be being commited by Rosie O'Donnel.

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    Dr. Drake Ramoray, Apr 11, 2009
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  10. Nautica

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    Because there wasn't a "public" back in the caveman days...
    Nautica, Apr 11, 2009
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  11. RickDeckard

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    And you know this how?
    RickDeckard, Apr 11, 2009
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  12. Muad Dib

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    So it won't scare the children.
    Muad Dib, Apr 11, 2009
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  13. Mallory

    Mallory Older than dirt Deceased Member

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    He asked T'Bonz.
    Mallory, Apr 11, 2009
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  14. oldfella1962

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    I was having sex in a bar.....they threw me into "public."
    oldfella1962, Apr 11, 2009
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