Looking for a woman who REALLY wants sex?

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Nova, Apr 10, 2009.

  1. Nova

    Nova livin on the edge of the ledge Writer

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    http://www.conjugalharmony.com/

    :lol:

    Of course, it's likely bullshit.

    Like this one:

    http://www.conjugalharmony.com/conjugal-harmony-profile-fisty

    Says she's been 15 years without sex (and wanting it) despite listing her age as 25 (to say nothing of her two convictions for rape...)

    Dat shit don't add up.

    Some hot looking Chicks on the list though.

    Especially the MS girls.


    This one is my favorite though:

    http://www.conjugalharmony.com/conjugal-harmony-profile-scrappy4life

    got that part, right? Now - see the highlighted part below:
    HA!!!
    Nova, Apr 10, 2009
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  2. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    Hedley Lamarr    : Qualifications?
    Applicant: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
    Hedley Lamarr: You said rape twice.
    Applicant: I like rape.
    shootER, Apr 10, 2009
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  3. JonathonWally

    JonathonWally Frakkin With Your Head

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    Damn, I would fuck like at least half of those chicks, you know they're animals in the sack, then that whole, will they, won't they kill me afterwords things, adds excitement.
    JonathonWally, Apr 10, 2009
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  4. Starguard

    Starguard Fresh Meat

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    Just don't go to sleep afterwards and you should be O.K. :borg:
    Starguard, Apr 10, 2009
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  5. JonathonWally

    JonathonWally Frakkin With Your Head

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    You mean they don't want to spoon?
    JonathonWally, Apr 10, 2009
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  6. Megatron

    Megatron Banned

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    DanLeach needs this!
    Megatron, Apr 11, 2009
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  7. CaptainChewbacca

    CaptainChewbacca Lord of Rodly Might

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    Nah, mostly these chicks want to Fork, then probably some will knife you. But no spooning.
    CaptainChewbacca, Apr 11, 2009
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  8. Dr. Drake Ramoray

    Dr. Drake Ramoray 1 minute, 42.1 seconds baby!

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    :yes: They're looking to shiv you with that spoon man! :flow2:
    Dr. Drake Ramoray, Apr 11, 2009
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  9. MiniBorg

    MiniBorg Bah Humbug

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    Anybody else notice that the first one, 'rape...rape again' has the screen-name of 'Fisty'??!!?

    Classic.
    MiniBorg, Apr 11, 2009
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  10. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    "Normally you wouldn't think an arsonist would be good at sex. Boy was I ever wrong!
    Thanks Conjugal Harmony"
    Muad Dib, Apr 11, 2009
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