Just how drunk or stoned would you have to be?

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Mallory, Apr 11, 2009.

  1. Mallory

    Mallory Older than dirt Deceased Member

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    Yes, once again we have a case of a thirty year old woman having sex with teenagers.

    But unlike other cases, look at this woman!

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    Personally, there isn't enough booze or pot in the world to let THAT woman anywhere near Mallory Junior. Even when I was a horny teenager. It would take chloroform or something!

    I think she was using something more than just what's being reported.
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    Mallory, Apr 11, 2009
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  2. Starguard

    Starguard Fresh Meat

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    What does her body look like. She may be one of those types that has a "Gold Card Body and a Food Stamp Face" :eek:
    Starguard, Apr 11, 2009
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  3. JonathonWally

    JonathonWally Frakkin With Your Head

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    I'd have to be ruphied to let her near my junk.
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  4. Soma

    Soma OMG WTF LOL STFU ROTFL!!!

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    thats might as well be aphrodite for u nerds ;)
    Soma, Apr 11, 2009
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  5. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    she looks like Hephaestus...
    Spaceturkey, Apr 11, 2009
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  6. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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  7. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    She looks like Eric Cartman's twin sister! :P
    oldfella1962, Apr 11, 2009
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  8. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    God, I wouldn't let Actormike do that chick! :soma:
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  9. Megatron

    Megatron Banned

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    Not even danLeach?
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  10. frontline

    frontline Hedonistic Glutton Staff Member Moderator

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    No matter how horny I was as a teen, there is no way in hell I would have tagged that.
    frontline, Apr 11, 2009
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  11. Amaris

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    I'm horny right now and I wouldn't get near that woman.


    J.
    Amaris, Apr 11, 2009
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  12. Captain J

    Captain J 16" Gunner

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    To quote George Carlin, I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick.
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  13. Yelling Bird

    Yelling Bird Probably a Dual

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  14. Mallory

    Mallory Older than dirt Deceased Member

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    At least she's behind bars now. I know I feel safer.
    Mallory, Apr 11, 2009
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  15. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Muad Dib, Apr 12, 2009
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  16. JonathonWally

    JonathonWally Frakkin With Your Head

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    It's one of the released promo shots from an upcoming video game. Thought it looked cool.
    JonathonWally, Apr 12, 2009
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  17. JonathonWally

    JonathonWally Frakkin With Your Head

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    Assassin's Creed 2 promo shot. It takes place during the European Renaissance, hence the updated look to him.
    JonathonWally, Apr 13, 2009
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  18. TheBrew

    TheBrew The Hand of Smod

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    Coolio. The first game was frackin' gorgeous.
    TheBrew, Apr 13, 2009
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  19. Amaris

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    ^ Oh yeah. For the three weeks I had my XBOX 360 before sending it back several times for multiple RRODs, I got to play Assassin's Creed and it was breathtaking.

    J.
    Amaris, Apr 13, 2009
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