I demand that Mr. Sellars and lanzman go on a date

Ultimate wordforge dare for lanzman.

He'd hate me. I'd be bugging him about reading manuscripts and using his literary agent and all that kinda shit.

... and he'd be bugging you about having sex - after all, he paid for dinner, you owe him something.

Who the hell said I was paying?

^Whore.

^Slut

Do southerners know how to swallow?

This thread is junk. I propose it be closed.

Hush. We're welcoming the new guy.

Generally they chew then spit. Why? Are you offering to give lessons?

I second that motion. Teh Baba and Lanzman need some alone time.

Mr. Sellars what is your favorite computer game? Also your opinion of Braga?

Microsoft Word.

And, I've never been to Portugal. Or, were you talking about Sonia?

What's your shoe size?

What's your favorite color?

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

What's the difference between an egg?

Directly proportional, using the generally accepted equations, to the size of my penis.

My retinas are devoid of cones and therefore I am unable to perceive color.

African or European?

Baba has graduated from fantasizing about lesbians to indulging in dreaming of men being together.

When, oh when, will you just come out of the closet already, Baba?

Your parents are brother and sister?

The lesbians wouldn't have him. Not even the butches or Ellen or Rosie.

Ostrich, Chicken, or Platypus?

Answer the question! Don't wait for the translation!

Why do you keep repeating yourself there?

I am employed by the Department of Redundancy Department.

You talking to me or Tamar there, Spanky?

If that was aimed at me, of course not. I'm from Kentucky, not Arkansas. Do your homework.

With your obsession about lesbians, your daddy was probably a turkey baster.

Approximately 28 days, give or take.

You're in charge of the copier supplies, aren't you?

You've read the dune books?

You've read the Rowan Gant Investigations?

Pfft. Who hasn't?