He'd hate me. I'd be bugging him about reading manuscripts and using his literary agent and all that kinda shit.
What's your shoe size? What's your favorite color? What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Directly proportional, using the generally accepted equations, to the size of my penis. My retinas are devoid of cones and therefore I am unable to perceive color. African or European?
Baba has graduated from fantasizing about lesbians to indulging in dreaming of men being together. When, oh when, will you just come out of the closet already, Baba?
You talking to me or Tamar there, Spanky? If that was aimed at me, of course not. I'm from Kentucky, not Arkansas. Do your homework.