Best Dead Michael Jackson Jokes Thread

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  1. Caedus

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    Caedus, Jun 26, 2009
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  2. T.R

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    The Farrah Fawcett estate is suing the Jackson estate for stealing their media spotlight.
    T.R, Jun 26, 2009
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  3. Muad Dib

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    Michael Jackson’s last words: “Take me to the Children’s Hospital!”
    Muad Dib, Jun 27, 2009
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  4. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    What's black, white, and dead all over?
    Muad Dib, Jun 27, 2009
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  5. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Michael Jackson is going to do a remake of Thriller. He won't need any makeup, he just has to wait a month.
    Muad Dib, Jun 27, 2009
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  6. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah. Michael played with young boys but Farrah had young boys playing with themselves.
    Muad Dib, Jun 27, 2009
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  7. Nova

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    I'm thinking it might be the kiddy diddling that makes the difference...
    Nova, Jun 27, 2009
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  8. Nova

    Nova livin on the edge of the ledge Writer

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    America! What a country!

    Where else can a poor black boy die a rich white woman?
    Nova, Jun 27, 2009
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  9. Tuckerfan

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    Tuckerfan, Jun 28, 2009
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    MJ's family have decided he will not be buried or cremated, but instead recycled into carrier bags.
    Thay way he will be remembered as being plastic, white, and dangerous for children to play with.

    How do you restart MJ's heart?
    Just beat it.

    McDonalds are releasing a limited edition MJ burger.
    50yo meat between 10yo buns.

    MJ died after a heart attack when he realized BOYZ 2 MEN was a band not a delivery service.

    Jockeys at yesterday's Ascot meeting wore black armbands out of respect for the man who successfully rode more three year olds than anyone in living memory.
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    Hood, Jun 28, 2009
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  11. NAHTMMM

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    [pie]Your mom is what happened[/pie]
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    NAHTMMM, Jun 28, 2009
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  12. The Original Faceman

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    Michael Jackson died of food poisoning Friday afternoon.

    Apparently, he ate some nine year old nuts.
    The Original Faceman, Jun 28, 2009
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    I heard that his nose fell off, lodged in his throat, and he suffocated.

    Michael Jackson has gone to meet his maker.


    Dow Corning.
    Tuckerfan, Jun 29, 2009
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  14. Nightbird

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    You people are some sick fucks.
    I love it here.

    :jdance: <---- PERVERT
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    Nightbird, Jun 29, 2009
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    Okay, I got one: What's the saddest thing about Michael Jackson's death?
    The Saint, Jun 29, 2009
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    Why does Michael Jackson like 38 year-olds?

    Because there are 30 of them!


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    Asyncritus, Jun 29, 2009
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    What's the difference between Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson? Young boys used to pin Farrah against the wall.
    Ryan, Jun 29, 2009
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  18. El Chup

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    Farrah Fawcett died and went to heaven. God made her an angel and asked her for her greatest wish. She said "I would like all the world's children to be safe". So he killed Michael Jackson.
    El Chup, Jun 30, 2009
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    Q: What are Farrah, MJ, Ed McMahon, and Billy Mays getting for Christmas?
    A: Patrick Swayze!
    Nautica, Jun 30, 2009
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  21. Yelling Bird

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    How did MJ pick his nose?


    From a catalogue.
    Yelling Bird, Jul 6, 2009
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  22. Muad Dib

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    If you hear the sound of thunder coming from the sky, it's not a thunderstorm.

    It's Elvis whoopin' Michael Jackson's ass for fucking his daughter.
    Muad Dib, Jul 6, 2009
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  23. oldfella1962

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    Then again, just because MJ married her doesn't neccessarily mean
    he fucked her.....just sayin'. ;)
    oldfella1962, Jul 8, 2009
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  24. Ward

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    Maybe he hired somebody to do it for him. :shrug:
    Ward, Jul 8, 2009
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  25. Muad Dib

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    The Butler did it. :chris:
    Muad Dib, Jul 8, 2009
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