Today, I ate a steak and bacon tortilla wrap, then smoked a cheap cigar, both while sitting in the shade in my Jeep and listening to oldies on the radio. Tonight, I will hit the gym and work on my hugeness , then maybe do some bicycling with friends before I head home to burn green tobacco, consume many frosty cold beverages, and watch the Sci Fi channel. I got paid, so the people I owe shall get paid, my workload is light and most of my team has already acted on my boss's absence by disappearing for the day, so I'll likely not be here until 5 either. All in all, not the worst Friday a guy could ask for.
Well, if it's at all redeeming, that part of my evening plan is often sabotaged by someone coercing me to go to some friggin' bar.