Russia's Answer to Obama

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  1. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    Hope and change!
    http://www.rt.com/Top_News/2009-08-13/russias-answer-obama.html
  2. Dr. Krieg

    Dr. Krieg Stay at Home Astronaut. Administrator Overlord

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    A watermelon salesman? Jesus.
  3. 14thDoctor

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    I find it odd he wouldn't have expanded his business to include other sorts of fruit...
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    I find it doubtful he sells 14thDoctors.
  5. Amaris

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    Well, good luck to him! If he's an honest and good person then he should take the opportunity to run for office.


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  7. Locke

    Locke Wrapped in Megalomania

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    Well he's fucked. If he doesnt drink or kill people why the fuck is any Russian going to vote for him? Fuck, if he doesnt drink they'll probably think hes queer or something, doesn't he know anything about this society?

    If Putin ever actually had to run for re-election (which he doesn't/won't because he's essentially a Czar) he'd blow this guy's head off on national TV during the 'debate' session, with an assault rifle, just to win the 10 rubles that he bet with Roman Abramovitch that he could kill a man on TV and still keep power.

    And thats just for being someone not named 'Putin.'
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    So....he's running unopposed I see. ;)
  9. Midnight Funeral

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    I wouldn't sell him life insurance. The skinheads are strong in Russia and they make American skinheads look like kittens.

    There is floating about the internet a beheading video made by Russian skinheads in response to the beheading videos produced by Islamist terrorists. Basically they went out grabbed a couple of random Muslims and sawed their heads off on video.

    Add in the fact that while religion is not mentioned in the article above, it does say he doesn't drink, and then look at the wikipedia article about Guinea-Bissau which says it's a 50% Muslim country, and you can put two and two together. Basically he's black and almost certinaly Muslim, in Russia.

    I wish no evil upon him but if I was a broker of life insurance I wouldn't feel comfortable at all about selling him a policy.
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    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=111565104
  11. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    So he's what Obama was supposed to be. :flow2: