The Ultimate "Playboy"

Discussion in 'The Green Room' started by Starguard, Aug 14, 2009.

  1. Starguard

    Starguard Fresh Meat

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    This is a question for all the males on this board.

    Assume you were challenged to a contest, a contest that awarded 24 Million dollars if you were capable of winning the prize.

    Mission:

    To have Sex with 24 women in 24 hours. Thats One Million Dollars awarded for every women you had intercourse with.

    Now here the catch:

    None of these women can be made aware that they are participating in a contest. There can be no prostitutes, no bars , and no brothels involved. All of these women have to be women that are part of your daily life and must be completely oblivious to what you assignment is.

    As proof of your accomplishments, you will be given a very small video camera. This camera will be both time stamped and sealed. Each time you have sex, it has to be secretly recorded as proof that you did actually have sex with these women. If the seal on this camera is either broken, or shows signs of being tampered with in any shape, way, form, or fashion...all bets are off and you will automatically be disqualified!


    24 women in 24 hours...for 24 million dollars. If you come up just one women short..you get ziltch!

    Gentlemen,If you were faced with this task...do you think you have what it would takes to pull it off? :eek:


    Oh.. and one other thing. All of these women have to be willing participants. NO RAPES, BONDAGE, BLACKMAIL or any other hostile acts thats suggests that these women were forced to participate against their will
  2. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Hmmm......I'm an old white guy (but not Hugh Hefner or a celebrity) -
    I wouldn't bet on me pulling it off.
  3. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    I couldn't talk 24 girls into bed in 24 years. I've managed exactly (um. one. two...) four before I picked one and settled down.
  4. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    In my opinion, this thread is stupid.
  5. Nautica

    Nautica Probably a Dual

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    I highly doubt that 99.999999% of the men in the world could get past 25% of that challenge. And the videotaping aspect? Even tougher. I can't imagine even HALF of the women being okay with that.










    Maybe Tex could do it. :hail:
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  6. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    I'd BET Tex could do it.

    Him, James Bond, and Capt Kirk. But no other mortal man.
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  7. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    I said mortal!
  8. Locke

    Locke Wrapped in Megalomania

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    Oh yeah....no problem...is there a bonus if you can get 25?

    How about if they all autograph your body so each girl knows that you're being passed around like the village bicycle?

    This is Green Room if I'm not mistaken, so lighten up and have some fun....or GTFO.
  9. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Had it in the bag until I got to the part where I have to convince the ladies to participate. Knocking it out once an hour wouldn't be much of a stretch.
  10. Aenea

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    Yea... flow and I can do it. :ramen: I promise with a team like us....:ramen:.

    Hey you didn't say he couldn't have a wingman.
  11. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    White people......sheeesh! :jayzus:
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  12. Starguard

    Starguard Fresh Meat

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    The most I've ever had in one day was four (when I was MUCH younger mind you)

    Yes.. I couldn't help it...I was a whore!! :tactfulsilence:
  13. classichummus

    classichummus Fresh Meat

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    I doubt most men could. That would be pretty much impossible unless a guy is a polygamist with 24+ wives or is a super popular porn star.
    Starguard, you say the women cannot know that the guy is doing this for a contest, but you don't say he cannot say it is just for a personal goal/contest. If the guy is super popular, really well liked, and at house party he is throwing for women only who want to partake in a personal goal to do this, then there is a chance someone could pull it off.
    This is a stretch though, it is pushing the limits of the contest and is also unlikely many men could pull off something like this.
  14. BearTM

    BearTM Bustin' a move! Deceased Member

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    Been there, done that.
  15. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    I'm not sure it's even possible to cum once an hour 24 times. Won't you dehydrate? :lol:
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  16. Rimjob Bob

    Rimjob Bob Classy Fellow

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    How many of even the most adept playboys are accustomed to having more than one girl a night?
  17. Tex

    Tex Forge or die. Administrator Formerly Important

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    No bondage? How am I gonna have any fun? :domina:
  18. evenflow

    evenflow Lofty Administrator

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  19. classichummus

    classichummus Fresh Meat

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    It's possible if you're in your teen's or 20's. I could probably do it.