http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2AV3cmEWX4 [YT="Hilarity ensues!"]F2AV3cmEWX4[/YT] Personally, every time I go on vacation, I turn off my phone and don't check my email that often. When I get away, I want to get away from EVERYTHING, including the girlfriend.
Is that, fundamentally, different from people who claim they have "won" a thread because someone else has "abandonned" it, only to have that person (who actually has a real life) log back in later and return to the thread? I'm guessing that there are a fair number of people right here on WordForge who better not laugh too hard at this girl, or they will find they are laughing at themselves.
I'm surprised that the "friend" that she spoke to who "hadn't seen him all weekend" didn't know that he was in Europe, and therefor didn't remind "Em" of that crucial fact.
She probably was lookinig for a reason to break up wth him anyway, and used this as an excuse to do it
Something about this just screams bullshit. How do you miss a conversation about going to Europe for two weeks? And none of his friends mentioned it when she called them? This guy was probably a dick too. He probably told her one time three months ago that he "might go to Europe", then he bounced on a plane without a word.
She said her friends were asinine and they were full of bullshit. Chances are his friend did tell her, but since she was so convinced she heard his voice in the background, she probably didn't believe the friend.
What an embarrassment that girl is to the name "Em." Anyway, I have a rule when it comes to matters like these that might have helped this girl not lose her marbles. When you're dating someone (or starting to date someone), and you're waiting to hear back from them, don't call them a kajillion times! Anyone who is interested will more often than not get back to you after the first call, and if they don't, calling them up repeatedly isn't going to help. At most, contact them only twice. Say you've called them and haven't heard back. You get only one more phone call/text/email/whatever to soothe that ego, and if you don't hear back, that's it....don't bother anymore. Yes, I suppose it's possible they might have lost their phone or been caught in a tornado somewhere, but how much of that is likely and how much of that is your own mind working overtime? In any case, I was surprised how some people I know hadn't heard about the 'contact him twice' rule, but now they all pretty much swear by it. It just keeps things less complicated.
Fucking awesome and yeah, Im willing to bet the friends did tell her and she didnt believe them. The only way this could be any better is that he came home, fucked her raw, and then immediately left.
Her e-mail referenced that his friend was "such a bullshitter," so here's how I'm guessing the conversation went: Jeremy: Hello? Em: Hey Jeremy, it's Em. Jeremy: Who? Em: JD's girlfriend. Jeremy: Oh, right, the one with the huge bo...brains. Brains. He's always talking about how smart you are. Em: Listen, he isn't calling me back, where is he? Have you seen him lately? I need to talk to him. Jeremy: Uhh, I haven't seen him all weekend. He's in Europe, remember? Em: Oh please, I think I'd remember something like that. Random guy in background: Oh, are you talking to Emily? Her tits are fucking enormous, man. Like watermelon-contest-at-the-county-fair fucking huge. Em: There, that was JD. Is he drunk? Why are you lying for him? Jeremy: I'm not lying, that was Rob. Em: Bullshit, Jeremy, I don't know what JD's fucking game is, but fuck him, and fuck you. Hangs up Jeremy: Man, Emily is such a fucking bitch. Random Guy: Yeah, but have you seen her tits? Fucking ridonculous, man.
I love his last line. The second thing he learned from all this - leave your fucking phone on. Even when my phone is on, half the time I don't answer it, anyway.
I moved back to Canada from New Jersey and kinda, sorta, maybe, might have not liked told this girl I had gone on 5-15 dates with (5 like real dates, 10 or so hang outs) that I was leaving until I texted her the morning of...she wrote a few not nice things on my facebook wall.
Can I call you a pedo in front of all your friends while you fill my wall with your collection of underage children pictures?
Based solely on the information revealed in the video, I'm betting this chick can suck a golf ball through at least 20 feet of garden hose.
Oooh look! Sarcasm! Nice try but it just makes me wonder how much you really do want to date the president.
The batshit crazy icing on that fucking nutcake is when she actually asks him not to read any of her previous emails, as if only that would make everything she said and did real. Nope, nothing at all unhinged about that.
Wow. I'd like to think that people couldn't possibly be that freakin' stupid, but I know better. Real or not though, that was funny as hell.
