A school sex scandal with a twist: the student got $$$ for boinking his teacher

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  1. Caedus

    Caedus Fresh Meat Formerly Deceased Member

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    http://www.sltrib.com/news/ci_13177530

    Getting paid to do your cute teacher?

    Luckiest kid ever.
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    Before anyone asks...
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  3. Robotech Master

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    ...and he is getting paid??

    :soma:

    Damn, my high school sucked.
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  4. Ash

    Ash how 'bout a kiss?

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    Was this picture taken right before the mayor presented her with a Citizenship Medal or something?
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    Where the hell were these teachers when I was in school :eek:

    These lucky little [-]victims[/-] bastards need to learn to keep their mouths shut!!
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    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    I had a foxy teacher in high that I would have paid to nail. She was a hawt redhead with the best pair of legs I've ever seen to this day.
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    All the female teachers I ever had were hags.:jayzus:
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    Finally, someone gets earnings on our tax dollars and tuition.
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    you can't trust a word that boy says, he's a prostitute for crying out loud
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  10. Clyde

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    Okay time to bust out the teacher screws student acceptability checklist:

    • Is it a heterosexual encounter?
    • Is the student male?
    • Is the teacher female?
    • Is the teacher minimally attractive?

    If the answer is yes to all questions then you have society's blessing.



    Congratulations Melissa Ann Andreini! Go out and fuck all the children you want!

    :fireworks
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  11. Dr. Drake Ramoray

    Dr. Drake Ramoray 1 minute, 42.1 seconds baby!

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    Just to keep her honest....

    ;)
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    *edited for accuracy

    Exactly!

    Some kids just need to learn when it is the right time to SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! If you are a young male student getting laid by a good looking teacher AND she's paying you a shitload of money, then you better keep quiet because there are a hell of a lot of other kids who would be more than willing to take your place!! I've never understood why the cops would imprison a good looking woman for having sex with a male student! It doesn't make any sense!! The only victim in this story is the woman because her life is ruined! The kid is living the high life, he got paid and he got laid!!! :fun:

    I think this might be necessary here:

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  13. Dr. Drake Ramoray

    Dr. Drake Ramoray 1 minute, 42.1 seconds baby!

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    I'm sorry, I don't see the problem here. He gets to have sex with a hot chick, and he gets paid for it? Throw in a fat guy in a red suit and you've got Christmas!
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  14. Camren

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    This is absolutely mental. Why would she pay the kid? He should be paying her!
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    That teacher looks a little like a young Linda Ronstadt......not that there's anything wrong with that! :)
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    I wonder...was does HE look like :unsure:
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    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    Who cares?
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    For $1,500, I would carry an on-call pager and stay within a 5 minute drive so I could bone that girl silly at a moment's notice, any hour of any day, and she wouldn't even have to go to jail for it. Hell, I'd do it for a twelve pack and a joint.
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  19. Captain X

    Captain X Responsible cookie control

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    I'm sure we'll find out when he turns 18, like every other case of this. Particularly if she's a nutter and thinks she loves him.

    Oh, and this is another fine example of a double standard that's pretty common in this country. Which is unfortunate given that it's still statutory rape, and this woman is still a pedophile.
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    The biggest problem I have with this is every hot 28 year old teacher that is boning a 15 year old isn't boning me.

    Seriously, though, what was this girl thinking? "Well, this whole 'cougar' thing is hot right now, but I'm 28. I know! I'll have sex with a 15 year old!:techman: "
  22. MiniBorg

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    She was probably thinking "omg why are men so useless! I can't believe he called me a crazy bitch, they're just sooooo like worthless. Omg this student treats me like I should - he knows i'm not crazy, i know things, and he's just SO mature for his age, plus he worships me like I deserve, I'm a princess and I can't believe he's the only one that doesn't see this! omfg i'm in love omfg what if he says something or leaves omfg whats the going rate for love and silence?!?!?!!!"

    I know a girl like that. She's 23, getting implants for her "fiance" (he's her second so far. Both of them she's cheated on. I think this one cheats on her as well), and also has the orange skin, yellow hair, fake extensions that look like rattails thing going on because he likes "the malibu barbie" look. (As opposed to her natural fair skin and brown hair). Most of her pictures on facebook are her in her bra / teensy shorts (or a dress where you can see the bra more than the dress), trying to do a "look at how good my body is" thing, which actually looks like she's a 13 year old being preyed on by a pervy photographer (She NEVER looks comfortable in her pics).

    She's teaching 16 year olds now.

    We're all just waiting to see her in the news.
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  23. Locke

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    She wasn't raping him, she was "showing him the ropes." ;)

    Besides, its not like he was horribly scarred emotionally, he likely consented, its simply a case where his consent is worthless in the eyes of the law. At the same time, she must have gone batshit crazy on him to get him to tell his parents or the cops. We've all been there, haven't we?

    "I love you, you complete me, you make me whole"

    or,

    "I'm carrying our lovechild!"

    Yeah, about that....*checks watch* I gotta go....
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    I'm curious.

    If any of you had a 15 year old son would you be so cheerful about him having sex with a woman nearly twice his age?
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    If she wasnt a complete War Pig I'd high five him and buy him a case of beer.

    Not to mention, if he got paid a cool $1500 bucks in the deal, I'd make him buy the fucking beer.
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    Could you elaborate by showing us some of these photos?
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  27. Uncle Albert

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    I would probably steer him away and warn her off, but I don't think I'd go ballistic and call the cops unless she tried to chain him up in her basement and flog him with a bullwhip or something.

    Now, if it were a male teacher laying so much as a pinkie finger on a 15 year old daughter....ya gotta get the balls.
    :paladin:
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    If this were a 14 or 15 year old girl, and the teacher looked like Brad Pitt, there would be a lynch mob
  29. Tuttle

    Tuttle Listen kid, we're all in it together.

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    If it was just for ejaculation, I'd be cool with it. [assuming awareness of STDs and condom use, etc.]

    If there was an emotional component, I'd be very concerned.

    It would greatly depend upon the kid, whether 2 is easily separable from 1, even at that age some guys are just pigs (ie just want to get rocks off). If so, then rule 1 applies. I'd prefer to raise a kid that didn't objectify women that way, but :shrug:.
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    Of course, because guys are in it to win it and girls dont know any better until they've been hurt, thats when its a parent's job to protect their kid from getting hurt.

    In this case, you got a teenager who would likely give his left nut to get laid as much as possible getting his wish + $1500. At what point does he get hurt? Like I said earlier, it was likely consensual, his consent just doesnt count for jack shit.

    Precisely, if there was an emotional component, as I'd mentioned earlier with the crazy lady, then there is cause for concern because teenagers are idiots and cant be expected to deal with issues like that against someone more experienced. If you left the kid alone with her he'd probably be married the second he turned 16 and his consent for marriage was legal so long as 'position of authority' was notwithstanding.

    He'd likely end up as some woman's meatpuppet at some point, doing her bidding at her every whim....not unlike the rest of us later on in our lives....