.. you came home from work one day while your spose wasnt home, decided to go through her drawers looking for a towel or something, and found a box covered up with clothes at the bottom of the drawer. Seeing that its not your's, you know you shouldn't open it, but decide to anyway...and to your surprise you find three things. 1) A very large vibrator with batteries that are almost worn down 2) A strap-on that appears to have quite a few miles in it 3) A half empty bottle of KY Jelly What would you do?
Nothing....it's one of those "Punked" hidden camera things, where people are entertained by your outrageous reactions.
This is a question that was asked by someone else on another forum, that drew some pretty interesting answers.
I'd smear the KY all over my naked body, put the strap on on my head, and stick the vibrator up my ass and be waiting for her when she got home. But I'd change the batteries first.
The vibe and lube wouldn't bother me at all, but I'd wonder who'd been using the strap-on on her. And would hope to get invited to join in the next time!
My question...how can you tell if a strap on has "quite a few miles on it"? Whoops that's a mrs. flow post didn't mean to be on his side.
I would take it as evidence that Silk Spectre was growing weary of Nite Owl and his issues with erectile dysfunction.