Question for the Males: What would you do if....

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Starguard, Oct 27, 2009.

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What would you do if you found these things

Poll closed Nov 3, 2009.
  1. Throw them away and pretend to know nothing if she asks if you've been snooping through her things

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  2. Put them back and say nothing

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  3. Keep them out and confront her about them

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  4. Give her the Pimp Hand

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  1. Starguard

    Starguard Fresh Meat

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    .. you came home from work one day while your spose wasnt home, decided to go through her drawers looking for a towel or something, and found a box covered up with clothes at the bottom of the drawer.


    Seeing that its not your's, you know you shouldn't open it, but decide to anyway...and to your surprise you find three things.

    1) A very large vibrator with batteries that are almost worn down

    2) A strap-on that appears to have quite a few miles in it

    3) A half empty bottle of KY Jelly

    What would you do? :blush:
  2. Delaware

    Delaware Fresh Meat Deceased Member

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    Are you having trouble in paradise, Startard?
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  3. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    A new smilie in your honor...


    :diaf:

    : diaf :
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  4. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Nothing....it's one of those "Punked" hidden camera things, where people are entertained by your outrageous reactions. :P
  5. Starguard

    Starguard Fresh Meat

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    This is a question that was asked by someone else on another forum, that drew some pretty interesting answers.

    :blush:
  6. dkehler

    dkehler Fresh Meat Deceased Member

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    Come on, now, seriously, who hasn't this happened to?
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  7. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    Zel.

    I don't own a strap-on and I don't bother hiding the vibe. :shrug:
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  8. Will Power

    Will Power If you only knew the irony of my name.

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    I'd make myself put it out of my mind.

    At least I hope I'd try.
  9. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    I hear whispers there could be quite a few new smilies lurking.... :calli:
  10. Anarch

    Anarch The Green Manalishi

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    I'd smear the KY all over my naked body, put the strap on on my head, and stick the vibrator up my ass and be waiting for her when she got home.

    But I'd change the batteries first.
  11. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    :shep:
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  12. Nautica

    Nautica Probably a Dual

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    The vibe and lube wouldn't bother me at all, but I'd wonder who'd been using the strap-on on her. And would hope to get invited to join in the next time!
  13. Baba

    Baba Rep Giver

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    Ban stargaurd?
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  14. Lethesoda

    Lethesoda Quixiotic

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    :emo:?
  15. Starguard

    Starguard Fresh Meat

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    How about your frends, do they have one? :lethe:
  16. evenflow

    evenflow Lofty Administrator

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    My question...how can you tell if a strap on has "quite a few miles on it"? :unsure:

    Whoops that's a mrs. flow post didn't mean to be on his side. :PGT:
  17. Aenea

    Aenea .

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    Whoops. :blush:
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  18. Starguard

    Starguard Fresh Meat

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    Knicks, scratches on the buckle, faded color, ect...ect :jackcat:
  19. enlisted person

    enlisted person Black Swan

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    A strap on what?
  20. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    Dining room table. :sarcasm:

    What do you think? :jayzus:
  21. Dan Leach

    Dan Leach Climbing Staff Member Moderator

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    Id say 'woohoo'
  22. Beck

    Beck Monarchist, Far-Right Nationalist

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    I bet you would... :D
  23. Doctor Manhattan

    Doctor Manhattan Fresh Meat

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    I would take it as evidence that Silk Spectre was growing weary of Nite Owl and his issues with erectile dysfunction.