Cleaning out the attic

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  1. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Hey, what else you gonna do with a 5-day weekend?

    Ya know how you save the box for any new appliances or electronics, in case you have to send it back for warranty service? Okay, we had 17 years worth of that shit up there. I'm probably not gonna get my Betamax serviced in the near future.

    And why, for the love of C'Thulu, was I saving the monitor for my Amiga 2000 when I threw the computer out years ago?

    And that cheap video switcher I bought in 1985 so I could edit VHS between two decks? Yeah, that's as worth keeping as an 8-track.

    And THAT's where my collection of baseball caps with sci fi logos ended up! With a mouse nest in it.

    Only half done so far, but I cleared a lot of room up there. To throw more crap into.

    Tomorrow I send Mary up there to go thru the piles of HER shit and see what we can sacrifice to the Great Green Truck.
  2. frontline

    frontline Hedonistic Glutton Staff Member Moderator

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    I call bullshit. You aint gonna do it and neither am I. Oh I want to, but Im sure something will come up that will prevent the two of us from accomplishing what we want.
  3. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    I figgered I'd better do it. The electrician trashed the place up there when he was tracing wires last weekend, and he's gonna have to do it again when we get him back for the rewiring he recommended.

    A little at a time, with frequent breaks, and frequently giving up to have a soda and watch a DVD. :D

    And I pulled a muscle, so I have to stop for a while. :)
  4. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    I don't pull a muscle to a DVD that much anymore. I mostly use the Internet. :yeehaw:
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  5. Starguard

    Starguard Fresh Meat

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    The last time I had that problem, I (...excuse me, my wife) arranged a "yard sale". Both she and my sister made sure I wasn't home, to stop them from selling off broken and dead stuff that I could never part with by myself!
  6. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Reminds me of that song by Squeeze, "Pulling Muscles From Michelle."
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    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    TMI, dude.
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    Ward A Stepford Husband

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    I have to call a penalty on this one. We all know too much about your private life, Volpone. :gayfight:
  9. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    After breaking up all those old electronic equipment boxes that were up there, we have four trash bags full of styrofoam packing blocks to throw out! I hope it's not windy that day.
  10. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Did you know you can dissolve styrofoam in gasoline and get home-made napalm?

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  11. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Why no, I didn't know that.

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    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    Laundry detergent works better. :yes:
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    Midnight Funeral CĂșchulainn

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    Auction some of that shite online.
  14. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Yeah, some day I'm gonna have to get an evilbay account I guess. I just hate the thought of having to deal with other human beings.
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  15. Akuma

    Akuma Where I walk, I leave madness

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    I thought the point of eBay was to keep the nasty human beings at arm's length?
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    Dr. Drake Ramoray 1 minute, 42.1 seconds baby!

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    I think we may all be getting a little too, comfortable, with each other.

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  17. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    You still have to communicate with strangers. Fuck it.