How did you get your first real blow job?

yeah no *barf*

So YOU'RE the guy! YOU'RE the guy who was driving 10 mph in a non-passing zone while Beck was trying to get home in time to watch 24 last season (not that I missed much...that show has LOST its luster). I kept saying "C'MON YOU SON OF A BITCH! EITHER CUM OR PULL OVER. THE REST OF US HAVE LIVES TO GET BACK TO!!!"

Oh hell, I still love ya. Everytime the sun goes down and you see somebody who isn't old driving like they've got all the time in the world it usually only means "marijuana" or "car head," and I'm inclined to think that alot more of it is attributed to car head than marijuana. Hell, if it were marijuana, you'd have see these people pulling over at any number of fast food chains or grocery stores.

First BJ was by a "relationship seeking" (HA.HA.) guy who I was meeting for a quiet dinner together. So he pulled up next to my car, and motioned me over. I got in his car and we said hello, the usual formalities, etc. He asked where I wanted to go. I told him I didnt care. Next thing I know, he's telling me how hot i am and burying his face down there...... So.... Not quite the experience I was hoping for, but, you know

Dang, Volpone!!!!