Allow Me To Sing Praises to Doritos

Been having a rough day, nad Doritos' "Late Night" flavors are awesome and have improved it. The taco chip taste like tacos, the cheeseburger chips taste like cheeseburgers, the snozberries taste like snozberries.

Now, being "Late Night" flavors, they still need "Stale cigarettes, beer vomit, and that middle-aged barfly in the motel" flavor.

I dislike Doritos. I eversomuchmoreso prefer Wavy Lays.

Wow...Calling Dr Freud...Dr Freud to The Red Room Please. Calling Dr Freud...Dr Freud to The Red Room Please.

We don't get Dr. Freud here. We're not important enough. We're lucky even to get Dr. Seuss...

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Or Doctor Demento!

Doritos that taste like burgers
Are perfect for one with Asperger's
But the ones that taste of cheese
Will give you venereal disease!

Doritos are ok... I like Pringles.

The limited edition horesradish pringles were AMAZING. Sadly, they just got taken off the shelf

Horseradish pringles?!!?

Yikes, original please.

Would it be better if we included politics or religion in our discussion of awesome snack foods?

I never cared much for the Nacho flavored Doritos. I liked their original flavor, but I haven't seen those in years.

You don't seem to understand the Red Room yet.

Doritos are for one armed fags and hermaphrodites.

Well at least I'll still be able to stick my dick in my ass and avoid that disgusting axe wound of mine with my one arm.

No one asked you, Sparky.

He's new. Why don't you help him out by showing him where the green room is.

I don't WANNA go to the green room. I can't call a woman's private parts an "axe wound" there.

Doritos, Pringles, and Wavy Lays got nuthin on Bugles!

They taste like crap.

Why do you think that stores don't carry it??

Everyplace here carries them.

Plus, you look like a supervillain when you put them on the end of your fingers!

Not over here.

Of course a person who like Bugles probably wouldn't like Lays or Doritos. Its clear they have an altered sense of what taste good.

Hey...There's a reason there's a stock car on that bag OK?

Go NASCAR! WHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Fuck NASCAR. The damned Yankees took it over.

Yeah, I know. Ya'll like that kinda stuff.

I keep telling you Muad...I'm a cross-breed.

Can you whistle?

Actually I can't.

That's good for you. Too many folks around here like to whistle.

I think you meant whittle.