Trollforge: The Good, The Bad, & The Average...

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Volpone, May 24, 2010.

  1. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    It's gotta suck to be a mediocre troll. I mean consider:

    Shitty trolls, everyone can tell they are trolling. So they sucker in a handful of stupid people while everyone else points and laughs. No, they don't get many people to take the bait, but at least everyone knows what they're up to. They are considered a "Troll."

    On the other end of the spectrum, the really good trolls can mobilize the whole village, pitchforks and torches in hand, to try and hunt them down and kill them. But they're cunning and savvy and can often elude capture for years, pushing buttons the whole time. Again, pretty much everyone can tell they're trolls, and they get tons of recognition.

    But in the middle are the "just average" trolls. This must be a truly sad and lonely life. Their trolls are good enough that average and below average posters don't even realize they are trolls and instead make an effort to respond in some meaningful way to their trolls. Meanwhile the intelligent posters see the trolling for what it is and just ignore it. Either way they get no recognition and no reaction. Or at least a fairly limited one.

    That's gotta suck, to spend your time, cooking up a master troll only to get one or two sincere responses to your post and then have the thread quietly die. :itsokay:
  2. The Exception

    The Exception The One Who Will Be Administrator Super Moderator

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    A true troll never lets on that he's trolling.
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  3. Delaware

    Delaware Fresh Meat Deceased Member

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    Doesn't really matter. As long as one or two people fall for it, it's usually worth the paltry investment of effort.
  4. Will Power

    Will Power If you only knew the irony of my name.

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    And WF has no Lost Trolls Room. For trolls that have been pwnd. Poor devils. That's banishment for the banned.

    Its all in the TOS (or could/should/would be).
  5. matthunter

    matthunter Ice Bear

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    If you're pathetic enough to find enjoyment in pissing off people you've never met, sure.
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  6. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    No, no, there's an enjoyment in pissing off those you've met as well. Of course, the resulting drama tends to drag on for too long. :garamet:
  7. Dan Leach

    Dan Leach Climbing Staff Member Moderator

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    Fuckin right.
    There is no 'good' troll in the same way there is no good wanker dickhead or arsehole.

    If you like being a prick for the sake of being a prick I suggest you personally remove yourself from the internet.
    You know, as a kindness
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  8. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    Dan wants me to leave the internet. :cry:
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  9. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Your hand says otherwise.
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  10. Sokar

    Sokar Yippiekiyay, motherfucker. Deceased Member

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    Blow it out your vagina, Danny.

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    I'll be back...
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  11. Suave Dude

    Suave Dude Fresh Meat

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    ^danny, this is an example of a "good" troll, and you have just been owned.
  12. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    You say that like it's a bad thing, man.
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