Oh Miley honey...does the whole world need to see your camel toe girl parts? I think not. Put some pants on girl! Mom, Dad, get your daughter under control!
"I'd just as soon kiss a wookie." "I can arranged that!" EDIT: Check out this site for all of your dirty star wars needs: http://www.funnyhumor.com/jokes/339.php
I know - a little late to the party... Voice over comm: We have an emergency alert in detention block AA-23. Governor Tarkin: The Princess? Put all sections on alert.
I'm sure her dad is proud. Then again, he allows her to live with her boyfriend, so this would be no big deal.