It's The Worst Human Throughout History Thread!

I feel like we haven't had a fun thread in the Red Room for a while, and I'm curious as to who Wordforge really, truly hates. You can tell a lot about someone by who they despise.

This doesn't have to be a specific name, it could be "the man who invented high heels," if you so desire. But give us a person and explain the reasons for your choice.

Here's the catch. It's too easy to drag a world leader through the mud, so the one rule is that it cannot be the ruler of a country. It can be a member of their staff, cabinet, establish church figurehead, etc. But no presidents, czars, kings, emperors, and so forth.

I think this rule will make the answers more eclectic and interesting. Let's see what you've got, ladies and gentlemen.

 

Whichever fucking shitbrained retard of a mongoloid buttmunch decided to start putting animated graphics in the corner of my tv screen while I'm trying to watch a program. If I could find him/her, I would terminate them with extreme prejudice.

 

You know, I was going to post something, but I think I'm just going to agree with Lanzman on this one.

/thread

 

These two parasites.

 

Many despots leap immediately to mind, but few of them actually perform their atrocities personally. Serial killers of course, do, but they rarely get the kind of body count you can get through politics.

This guy, whom I learned of only recently, could certainly qualify as a finalist:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Kehoe
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bath_School_disaster

 

That one dude.....the guy who.....yeah, him! You know who I'm talking about. He's got some chutzpa, no doubt. He has it coming with both barrels IMO.
Hell could never get hot enough for this fucktard!

Wait.....wrong guy. Sorry!

 

Walt Disney.

 

sexist racist pig. How do you know it was a he, huh? How do you know he was Jewish? (chutzpa)

 

The worst human being is of no more interest to me than the worst ant.

That said, I am surprised this thread has progressed thus far without someone naming a Muslim religious figure.

 

For someone so disinterested in humans you're pretty quick to bring up a potentially offended group.

 

The idea that there can quantifiably be one single "worst" human is amusing.

 

I'll toss one in. It is my thread, it's only appropriate.

The man that invented televised talent shows. It spawned shows like American Idol, So You Think You Can Dance, America's Got Talent, etc. Shows that embody the "Fame over integrity" aura that has poisoned the very fabric of the music industry. An aura that is digging it's claws deep into the preteen youth and slaughtering every ounce of character that modern pop culture has weakened.

Modern pop culture is one of, if not THE top cause of character decline in the youth of this country for the last twenty years. And anyone who feeds it should be horribly tortured and slowly murdered.

 

Anyone can have chutzpa - (unmitigated gall/nerve)
The Jews will loan you some - at 35 percent interest!

 

What are you, sixty?

 

Not the leader but a subordinate, eh? Goebbels maybe. Or Kissinger

 

I think it's a tie between Ted Bundy and Lebron James.

 

What do you have against scoring 4 touchdowns in a single game?

 

Ohhh Ted Bundy, well, that's different I guess.

 

Check out the Keith Olbermann show, he names a "worstest person" everyday!

Of course it's always Bill O'Reilly but still ...

 

These three traitors





and finally

 

[pandering]Obama! He's not really the president because Democrats aren't technically American citizens, so this doesn't voilate the "no world leaders" rule.[/pandering]

 

He who invented the leaf blower, and those who decided it doesn't matter how loud they are.

 

I think that same person is also responsible for cluttering up the screen on news channels (and local newscasts) with banners, crawls, and other assorted nonsense that distracts from the actual video of whatever story they're showing.

One of that person's minions works for my station and I'd like to beat him with a piece of pipe.

Oh, and...

Hey, teevee stations/networks: That continuous news "crawl" that you guys all used right after 9/11 so we'd all get the latest information about what was going on back then? Well 9/11 was nearly nine years ago and there's almost never anything newsworthy enough to warrant that damned thing creeping across the bottom of my screen. You can lose the fucking crawl any day now, motherfuckers!

 

Earplugs, man. It's the only way I survive working overnights and sleeping through the day without executing everything that moved in the surrounding neighborhood.

 

I'm surprised no one has said Packard; the man has YET to be banned for his crimes.

 

I'm gonna pretend to be you for a minute:
"Why should I have to alter my behavior to compensate for the rudeness of others?"

 

Me.

 

I thoroughly hate and despise whoever it was that came up with the term "the Golden Years".

There's nothing golden about 'em.

 

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