First Posting/Parting Shot

From an e-mail I sent to someone at "WF" earlier today:

Addendum: the incident mentioned above led to a trip to the emergency room and extensive medical supervision (completely paid for with thousands upon thousands of your hard-earned tax dollars: smoochy smooch!) Which, golly, creates documented evidence of something that *might* be construed along the lines of something caused by "intentional infliction of emotional distress"--something that ambulance-chasing lawyers just eat up!

Also: I've reported Monday's incident to my local branch of the FBI; issued a formal complaint with the IC3; gathered hard evidence of the incident; and will be soon talking with the major credit bureaus, my bank, my primary doctor (also paid with your moolah) as well as my local police department.

So...anyone who wants to take a break from the usual Republican/Libertarian circle-jerk and hurl infantile insults and whatnot, knock yourselves out. Because whatever you believe you have on me and what you may find out about me in your cyberstalking adventures; just remember--I'M BETTER THAN YOU and there's nothing that individuals who have dogshit-where-a-soul-should-be can do to wound me.

Tha-tha-tha-tha-tha-tha-THAT'S ALL, fucker (s)!

This is the best love letter Skin has ever received. Oh, and so much for leaving the board, huh Banananananananananananananananaman?

Monday's incidents?


Did I miss TEH DRAMA again?

If something on the internet got you so worked up that you had to go to the hospital, why I'd say that makes you the biggest pussy I've ever heard of.

Ummm. So?

This thing wound up in the emergency room but pulled through?


Oh, so close...

Hmm. Interesting.

In more important news, Batboy farted.

Am I going to have to scour the red room to find out what teh drama is all about? I've already searched the help desk....

Whew! For a second there, I thought you might be talking about more than one person...

Not Handsome Banana? Or are they, since I don't pay close enough attention, just duals?

This is some of the funniest shit I've read in a long time!

Do remember to let the FBI, your local police, your doctor, your bank, the credit bureaus, your mom and your stuffed animals in on that.

At first I thought this might be Liet. He hasn't been around in awhile to bless us with his mental retardation.

But it makes sense it's The Handsome Banana. He was apparently, always suicidal, and I can see how one more rejection can push him over the edge.

The OP fails at life. It's rare to see someone out themselves as such a total non-hacker at life. This dude clearly does NOT pack the gear to venture out into the sunlight.

What a... delicate individual.

Nah, there's nothing we can do to wound him. He said so.

Wait, you asked me to close your account here because it was too rough for you, but the very same day you registered with a dual just to post threats?

Ahmina leave this account open. I find you more amusing than most.

Fat cunt too IIRC.

Somebody forgot to take his meds the last couple days...

Maybe the nurse forgot to give them to him?

Probably saved them up all week for the clumsy suicide attempt.

Oh, stop yer bitchin' and take yer medicine, ya sand-filled, pussies!

You certainly pwned us when you were a whiny, self-important, cry-baby bitch and we all made demeaning comments about you.

Yep, you sure showed us.

How's the nursing home, Patty McFatass?

Best thread evar!!

A contender for the 2011 Forgies for sure!

This from the asshole who accused me of groping my handicapped brother...whom you called "corky".

You sure can serve up the vile but can't suck it up when a couple of people simply claim to know who you are. Unless you are making a tacit confession you are a fat, pasty mental patient under the care of a nurse in a facility that skin accused you of.

Because aside from that there has been no actual "personal information" posted here.

Oh, and I know you are a liar...if you had contacted any authorities or lawyers the first thing they would tell you is to stay away from here...let alone sending PMs trying to taunt me, hoping I actually do something illegal.

Hoo-ee! Now this is what a call entertainment. What a cavalcade of Ultra-Conservative/Uber-Libertarian chest-thumping, feces flinging, and various other primate impersonations. Making things all the sweeter are the poorly-thought-out insults and empty, impotent threats like rose petals falling before my feet! It's easily better than gonzo porn.

Also, it was the sweetest collective "powerlessness trip" I've ever witnessed.

But I need to clue you animals in on something: I haven't read a single reply you guys took the time to hunch over your computers to type. Not a one! However, I'm 100% certain that's what was subsequently posted. *blows raspberry*

Also, I'd like to give a special shout-out to my pals: "Wizard's Sleeve" (Tamar Garish) and "Donkey Cocksucker" (skinofevil).

If you guys need any further help in violating my privacy or even taking Ted Bundy-like next step to terrorize me in the future, give me a call! (I'm certain you scamps have my number) If I'm away, feel free to leave a threatening, insulting message on my answering service, and I'll let "the higher ups" a.k.a. "your gub'mint masters" get in touch with you.

Anyway, it's been a wild, six years here at WordForge. While, I'm certain that some of you guys are REAL human beings, it's the remaining fat that makes the most delicious gravy. I'll miss all your stories of socio-political sour grapes; your intolerance; your backdoor bigotry; your back-slapping each other at man's inhumanity to man, and your personal stories about stabbing people in the back and then rationalizing it away in order to stave off chronic insomnia and to postpone suicide.

I wish you the best of luck at continuing your individual swathes of destruction, and wish you godspeed when human society collapses in on itself thanks in part to your generous contributions.

Take Care Always, Proud Members of LeftForge all Champions of Saint FDR! (Keep Fighting the Good Fight and Keep the Faith!)

And to Everyone Else, Such as The Reagan Worshippers: Take Time Out of Your Busy Day to Go Fuck Yourselves!

I'm going to live my life now as I see fit. So, I am OUTTA HERE!

[This week was started out so depressing, and now I'm so grateful for this 180 degree turnaround! *glows with pride*]