The statistics don't lie, iPhone users get more sex

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  1. Tex

    Tex Forge or die. Administrator Formerly Important

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    http://www.thisisbrandx.com/2010/08/stats-dont-lie-iphone-users-have-more-sex.html

    http://blog.okcupid.com/index.php/dont-be-ugly-by-accident/

    [​IMG]

    Well that should help some of you make your next phone purchasing decision. ;)
  2. Hood

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    These results are undoubtedly skewed by the number of glory hole dwelling queens who mince around with iPhones.

    :bergman:
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  3. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Yep. It's more gay buttsex they're getting.

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  4. Tex

    Tex Forge or die. Administrator Formerly Important

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    Damn you Hood, without you chiming in I could be making poor jokes. :bergman:
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  5. The Exception

    The Exception The One Who Will Be Administrator Super Moderator

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    This logic is kinda backwards. It's not the phone that is getting you sex or lack thereof, since most of these phones are only a couple years old and I doubt these people got all their sexual partners within those couple years.

    What it really says is that people who try to be trendy and stylish, and have larger disposable incomes buy iPhones, which, shocker, people who are trendy and stylish are having more sex.
  6. Tex

    Tex Forge or die. Administrator Formerly Important

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    I don't have an iPhone because it's stylish, I have it because it's the best phone. :shrug:

    If a better phone comes out and my contract is up I will switch to it, as long as the price is comparable and it's not a Sprint phone. I think a lot of iPhone users are like me but there are definitely some that have it for the "style" factor.
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  7. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    I have the iPhone for the same reason you do, Tex, but I may jump to Droid/Verizon when my contract is up just to spite Apple, who I am very disappointed in over their response to the whole iPhone 4/antenna issue.
  8. Hood

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    Do you have the Android running Galaxy S over there?
    Four have my friends have decided to ditch their (3GS) iPhones over the next six weeks to get this.
  9. The Exception

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    Yeah we have the galaxy s over here, I have heard good and bad things about it. The super smiled screen is making it hard to keep in supply, and the previous Samsung galaxy stopped receiving updates at Android 1.6. But on the flip side its processor is far snappier for graphics than the other android phones.
  10. Nautica

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    Re: The statistics don't lie, iPhone users [-]get more sex[/-] are more slutty!

    Fixed that for you! :finger:
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  11. frontline

    frontline Hedonistic Glutton Staff Member Moderator

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    Everyone is waitign for Verizon to release the Samsung Fascinate. Problem is that Samsung cant get the phone to the point to where Verizon will release it.
  12. Powaqqatsi

    Powaqqatsi Haters gonna hate.

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    Number of sexual partners isn't the same thing as more sex.

    All this really says is that iPhone users are bigger sluts.
  13. The Exception

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    The statistics don't lie, people who have more sex buy iPhones.

    FTFY.
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    Statistics don't lie, but it's easy to misinterpret them. More sexual partners do not necessarily = more sex. Best you can infer is that they're sluttier.
  15. The Exception

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    True true.

    So the thing to take away from this is.

    The statistics don't lie, people who have more sexual partners buy iPhones.
  16. MiniBorg

    MiniBorg Bah Humbug

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    I have an android, HTC legend, because I'm a MAVERICK.

    AND, because I'm really really cool, I have the tricorder app :D (Also available on iPhone, but that's hardly the point.)

    Shockingly, I'm single.
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  17. ehrie

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    Yes, at&t has the Samsung Captivate which it released a few weeks ago. Beats the shit out of the Iphone 4.
  18. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

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    This study is about to get invalidated... I'm getting an iPhone!
  19. Tex

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    Don't worry apostle, I have more than enough sex for both of us. The study is still valid.
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  20. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    :rotfl:

    Yeah, like you are some sex god, right?
  21. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    Lack of understanding, have you.
  22. The Exception

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    More likely a virgin and therefore lowers the average for iPhone users everywhere.
  23. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

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    You do realize that's exactly what I said, right? That that is the reason my getting an iphone would invalidate the study?
  24. The Exception

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    It's almost as if I was explaining your shitty joke to him.
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