Bumper Sticker Thread

No means of responding to an idiot's bumper sticker? C'mon man, be creative, I'm certain you can come up with some sort of response.

Well, sure. But the mongoloids pretend my one-finger wave and air horn are validation for their petty, ignorant little ideals.

You need this one:

Come on, I thought you were good with tools, build a little gizmo on the jeep that has a crate full of molitove cocktails, and a chute that rolls 'em out into an asshole's driver's-side window, and something that lights the fuse as it comes out, something that kicks 'em out, and a lever near the gearshift to get the whole thing going.

Yeah, building it would cut into your Trek Online time, but it's in a good cause.

These work for me.

OK, so so far in this thread, we've learned that Apostle apparently hates the idea of peaceful coexistence between people of different religions, and enlisted person is opposed to equality.

Interesting.

Around here, there are a lot of stickers with sayings like "Out of a job yet? Keep buying foreign."

I want to get one that says "My Honda was made in the USA. Was your Ford?"

What is the first digit of the VIN on your Honda?

1.

Just making sure!

The thing is, my initial response to that bumper sticker usually involves disgust, because I interpret it as "Co-exist with others' religions without trying to convert them, because helping others to find eternal peace just isn't worth the friction it might cause." (And, considering that inanely getting along with others is getting to be rated a high-priority virtue by mainstream society, I think that's a valid interpretation.) And then I realize, "Oh, yeah, it's probably supposed to be aimed at inter-religious violence."



Although I enjoy looking at bumper stickers, I'm not one for sticking stuff on my car, removable or not. There's an unpeeled Rams sticker that's been sitting under the rear windshield for years. But there is one design I've put together that I'd like to get at some point in the future. Just the one.