Jenee drunk thread

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Jenee, Oct 2, 2010.

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  1. Jenee

    Jenee Driver 8

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    It's been over a year since my last one. So ...

    My boss is leaving for a new job and I'm so sad. He was a great boss.
    Jenee, Oct 2, 2010
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  2. skinofevil

    skinofevil Fresh Meat

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    THIS is what you think about when you're drunk?
    skinofevil, Oct 2, 2010
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  3. Jenee

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    What do you think I should think?
    Jenee, Oct 2, 2010
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  4. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Give him a blow job then.
    El Chup, Oct 2, 2010
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  5. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    better yet

    give me a blow job
    Spaceturkey, Oct 2, 2010
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  6. Rifle Spryte

    Rifle Spryte Ginger Snatch

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    That's not a very good going away present!
    Rifle Spryte, Oct 2, 2010
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  7. Jenee

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    I know we adopted most of our culture here in the US from England, but , ... we don't do that kind of stuff at the workplace here ...
    Jenee, Oct 2, 2010
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  8. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    If my boss got a new job and left, I'd get hammered.:matt:



    To celebrate. :july4::july4:
    shootER, Oct 2, 2010
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  9. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    does this mean you're getting a promotion?

    if not, you're blowing the wrong people
    Spaceturkey, Oct 2, 2010
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  10. Jenee

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    I liked him and I will miss him.
    Jenee, Oct 2, 2010
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  11. Jenee

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    That's true. But, the person that I'd have to blow is a woman and ... well, I just don't swing that way.
    Jenee, Oct 2, 2010
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  12. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    it'd certainly get a raise if you did...


    ohh, Turkey is witty tonite...
    Spaceturkey, Oct 2, 2010
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  13. Jenee

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    The guy I suggested take my boss's place said he didn't think he'd get the job because he didn't kiss the manager's ass. She's always been very friendly to me and I've never kissed her ass. So ... you might have a point ...
    Jenee, Oct 2, 2010
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  14. Jenee

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    Hmmm ... let's see if this works ...

    [YT="I kissed a girl"]X024NEsDyC8[/YT]
    Jenee, Oct 2, 2010
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  15. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    video is useless without TITS!
    Spaceturkey, Oct 2, 2010
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  16. Jenee

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    It was the first one I clicked on from google.

    Does she have a video showing her boobs?
    Jenee, Oct 2, 2010
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  17. Nova

    Nova livin on the edge of the ledge Writer

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    [yt=Official vid]ul5txCznMz0&feature=related[/yt]
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  18. Elwood

    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

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    :bailey:
    Elwood, Oct 2, 2010
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  19. Jenee

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    What?

    ...

    Did I do the drunk thread wrong?
    Jenee, Oct 2, 2010
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  20. Elwood

    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

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    Nah. I'm just fucking with you.
    Elwood, Oct 2, 2010
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  21. Jenee

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    Oh. I'm too drunk to get it. I guess it's time for bed.
    Jenee, Oct 2, 2010
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  22. Nova

    Nova livin on the edge of the ledge Writer

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    If one bases "doing it right" on Girls Gone Wild, then probably.
    Nova, Oct 2, 2010
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  23. Elwood

    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

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    Slacker! Lightweight! :nyer:
    Elwood, Oct 2, 2010
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  24. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    This drunk thread is officially lame. Visit Marso Teh Fuckin' Whiskey Thread.
    Marso, Oct 2, 2010
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  25. skinofevil

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    Shit, when Skin does a drunk thread, he swears a lot and overuses formatting like a sumbitch. You could at least do that much.
    skinofevil, Oct 2, 2010
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  26. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Did you wake up with a condom hanging out of your ass?
    Muad Dib, Oct 2, 2010
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  27. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    Are bears (nonTM'd) catholic?
    Does the pope piss in the woods?
    Spaceturkey, Oct 2, 2010
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  28. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Republican Democrat

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    No.

    But that is a typical Tasvir Saturday morning, after an evening of cavorting at the gay black man's disco club.
    We Are Borg, Oct 2, 2010
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  29. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Better still....fall asleep with a condom hanging out of your ass! :calli:
    oldfella1962, Oct 3, 2010
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  30. Jenee

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    No condoms hanging out any orifice either before going to sleep nor after waking up.
    Jenee, Oct 3, 2010
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