http://gawker.com/5656285/study-anal-sex-has-never-been-more-popular?skyline=true&s=i There are so many pictures I could post for this article, but I don't want you to get in trouble at work. Anyways, it just goes to show that things are always better in the future, when, correlated, 100% of hot women will take it in the pooper! I will forward this to all the hot women on my Facebook!
Yuck. I've never been fond of the corn chute- especially when the best place on a woman is located only a couple inches away.
Agreed - one time with a barium enema (not that there's anything wrong with that) was enough to convince me that some areas of the body are best left untouched!
Before opening this, I had to scan the whole list to see which post it's a parody of. Maybe this post's whole purpose in life is to be parodied by others...
I would like to thank the OP of this thread for being so effective in getting to the bottom of this topic.
The Swedish have a saying, "Bork today, hork tomorrow" (only, in Swedish). Bork being kind of like fap, only for anal sex.
You don't know what pleasure is until you've experienced direct stimulation of the prostate gland. Get it while you still have it. Someday you may lose it to prostate cancer.
What's that? Do I top or bottom? I prefer bottom, but I'll do anything my bf wants--as long as no one else is involved. Besides, I like it rough. If you're gonna get in my ass, you damned well better beat the shit out of it for a really good fuck.
When I worked E.R. We had in an older individual that kept asking for tampons. This seemed a bit odd to me because the patient was neither female nor had he a nose bleed. So finally, when I brought him a few and my curiosity got the best of me I had to ask for what purpose were these tampons. He informed me that he needed them to keep the feces in place until he could use the restroom again. Studies have actually shown that continued use of the anus as a sex hole can stretch the interior and exterior sphincter to the point where they no longer function properly. Individuals who engage in anal sex are also at higher risk for anal cancer. http://lgbthealth.healthcommunities.com/analhealth/index.shtml http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_sex#Health_risks Just sayin...
There's a vaccine for that now. It's called Gardisil- protects against the HPVs that cause cervical and anal cancers. Which garnered some attention with the death of Farrah Fawcett, but then the world became transfixed by the death of kiddiefucker MJ. OH, and in case you're having sex once an hour or something, this guy was full of shit. The sphincter muscle is extremely resilient.
Did you read the links? It wasn't one old E.R. patient that informed me of the risk of sphincter prolapse. I've read it in several articles and studied it both times I took A&P, once 10 years ago and again this last year. People who are prone to severe constipation and frequent use of enemas face the same fate. Those muscles are designed for objects moving ONE direction (out).
I don't put alot stock in wikipedia, personally. Additionally, I know gay men of all ages (doesn't mean I've slept with them ), and have never heard a single one tell me anything about this. I sure it happens, but let me just say, there is no need for an enema if you eat a high fiber diet, and constipation??? That either comes from not eating enough, or just not going when you need to go. So, while just about everything could happen, I think it's much more sporadic than the norm. Otherwise, diapers and tampons would be a top seller among gay men over 50.
There are more reasons for enemas than not eating a high fiber diet. Constipation has more causes than not eating enough or not dropping a deuce when needed. IBS for example... I never said ALL GAY MEN NEED TAMPONS. I pointed out that those that partake in anal sex are prone to sphincter prolapses and anal cancer. I've never had an Anatomy/Physiology professor give a lecture from Wikipedia.
I never said you did say all gay men need tampons. As for Crone's Disease, vitamin deficiencies and the like, point taken, but I think you see what I mean. Irritable Bowel Syndrome for instance can strike anybody, male or female, gay or straight. It's a number of pre-existing conditions which excessive anal intercourse could exacerbate. I think the moral of the story is "take care of yourself," especially if you haven't been inoculated with Gardisil, or have any other conditions which may make intercourse unsafe, even if that means uncomfortable discussions with your doctor.
Personally, I'm gonna use the hole intended for reception for sex and keep my pooper for just that. I shit on people I DON'T like, why would I smear it on the aching diamond rods of thunder fuck that I love?