Why don't more ugly people get cosmetic sugery?

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  1. sandbagger

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    Why am I reminded of the cartoon where the beauty queen is a tease as the curtain slowly rises on a hot bod then flashes to a cackling dog's face when it gets to the top of the neck.... :lol:
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    They can't afford it most likely. Most of the people getting it don't need it - they just get certain areas done in an effort to look younger, or more "perfect."
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    Rimjob Bob Classy Fellow

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    People who can't manage their personal appearance can't manage their life very well, and so they're probably on the poor side. They can't afford it.
  5. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    As unthinkable as it may seem, some people aren't hopelessly enslaved by superficial vanity.
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    I need it to look younger and more "perfect".
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    Black Dove Mildly Offensive

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    Yeah, cause plastic surgery makes everyone looke beautiful!!!

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  8. Ward

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    They can be getting it instead of mowing yards to earn a few bucks and, hopefully, learn a few skills on the way to a new trade as well.

    Where's Obama when you need him?
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    Obama? Fuck that. I want to win the lottery.
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    [wyt=Classic Flip Wilson]rR8OpOlga-Y[/wyt]
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    I can't find a clip but wasn't there a bit with Quark's head on Kira's body once?
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    Flip Wilson. Now there was a comedian. Way funnier than the "funny" guys we've got now.

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  14. 14thDoctor

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    I'm opposed to plastic surgery. I don't want some uggo to trick her way into my pants, then I only find out the truth when our baby comes out hideous.
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    To be fair, you're going to run the risk of an ugly baby no matter who climbs into your pants. You just have to hope they grow up nice...
  16. 14thDoctor

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    I'd be gorgeous if only I wasn't so fat....

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    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Gastric band surgery??
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    Jesus. Enough with the "horrors or plastic surgery" montage; you put me right off my fresh fried lobster, do you realize that? :jayzus:
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  22. Jan Jansen

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    LOL @this thread. Not in my wildest dreams I thought of ever needing cosmetic surgery. But I lost 40 kilos during this year. Too much skin left, so it has to be removed. I will pay more than 10'000 bucks, but my girl will like the result. At least I hope so! ;)
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  23. Uncle Albert

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    Make a lamp shade out of the excess skin. Give it to her for her birthday.
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  24. Black Dove

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    Screw the lamp shade, all bitches love purses!
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  25. Dan Leach

    Dan Leach Climbing Staff Member Moderator

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    Most people who have plastic surgery look like shit...
  26. Mrs. Albert

    Mrs. Albert demented estrogen monster

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    ^^^ how do you know? the ones who dont...you'd never even know they had it. :shrug:
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    Nautica Probably a Dual

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    if the excess skin came from the penile region, you could have it made into a wallet...which becomes a suitcase when you rub it...! :rimshot: