George Cloony needs to get a car part. He also needs his favorite brand of hair gel. Hilarity ensues! You have to listen close, the clerk mumbles in a strong Southern accent (go figure). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tw_YryVgLOg
From "Clerks": Dante Hicks: 37! (to an customer approaching the counter) My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks! Customer: In a row?
"I'm a Dapper Dan Man! "I am the pater familius!" "And then we were thrown out of the Woolworth's. I can't remeber was it the one store or the whole chain?"
I must disagree. The funniest line in the movies is from Porky's [YT="Principal's office scene..."]GIcSuyZjjIM[/YT] Best line comes from the Jr. assistant coach at 02:57, but there's plenty of funny leading up to it. Edit: I'd also like to nominate [YT=""Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?""]ghsuk6GiEN8&feature=related[/YT] for honorable mention.
That's a really tough one. There have been brilliant comedy lines in so many movies... Real Genius: "I have to think of the words of the immortal Socrates when he said..."I drank what?" Caddyshack: "The Zen philosopher Basha once wrote, 'A flute with no hole is not a flute. A doughnut with no hole is a danish.'" "Colored fellow? Why you sum-bitch, I..." *grinds shoes* Better Off Dead: "Two brothers... One speaks no English, the other learned English from watching "The Wide World of Sports." So you tell me... Which is better, speaking no English at all, or speaking Howard Cosell?" Duck Soup: "Married... I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove. But I can't see the stove." And others I may post later...
What? No Ghostbusters references? "Where do these stairs go?" "They go up" "Ok, so she's a dog" "The next time someone asks if you're a god, you say YES!!!" "I collect spores, molds, and fungus" "Dogs and cats living together - mass hysteria!"
Are there a lot of spices like that? The spice of life... is there a spice of death? That wouldn't be variety, too, obviously. Would it be oregano? Or cumen?
