Hi-tech traffic rant

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Forbin, Jul 1, 2011.

  1. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Got a clamp to dash-mount my camcorder. So here's the last 4 days worth of non-turn-signal-using idiots on my daily commute:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pz3aNuK9ZCM

    Of course YouTube disabled my music track because I failed to beg permission from Warners :bang:

    Just play "Life in the Fast Lane" while watching.

    Oh, and FUCK YouTube and Warners.
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  2. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    Way too much time on your hands. :lol:
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  3. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    New Jersey motorists...it doesn't get any worse than this...
  4. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    YouTube is, like, specifically designed to stifle audio creativity. :jayzus:
  5. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Anyhoo, this was actually a pretty tame week, idiot-wise, so I'm fairly disappointed that I didn't capture the usual weaving and speeding and racing. The two guys running the lights made it more interesting, at least. :lol:
  6. actormike

    actormike Okay, Connery...

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    ...and you're doing this...why?
  7. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Why not?

    You're an actor why?
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  8. Midnight Funeral

    Midnight Funeral CĂșchulainn

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    What video editing prog do you use?
  9. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Pinnacle Studio 14. I've also just gotten Corel VideoStudio to try out - it has some features Pinnacle doesn't (direct-to-YouTube rendering) and according to a coworker it handles some formats that seem to confuse Pinnacle.
  10. actormike

    actormike Okay, Connery...

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    You don't there's a difference between pursuing a vocation and videotaping people who piss you off in traffic?
  11. cpurick

    cpurick Why don't they just call it "Leftforge"?

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    I'm gonna get pictures of all the people shooting video while they drive. That really irks me.

    Gotta admit, most of that didn't really look too bad to me, except maybe for that one idiot who left his signal on for a quarter mile before the lane change.
  12. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    I don't think there's a "why" to either. We do what we do because we want to do it.

    Why do you ask? :P
  13. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    Well, Forbin said it wasn't a very bad week.

    That said, that video pretty much sums up a typical day's worth of driving for me. :jayzus:
  14. Prufrock

    Prufrock Disturbing the Universe

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    :lol: @ the woodchuck.

    Around here people drive at night without their lights on.
    How can they not realize that something's off? We don't have that much light from streetlights.

    And the part where the guy comes to a stop on the on-ramp - happens here too, although usually it's when a whole bunch of cars are trying to get onto the highway and the guys in the right lane won't give them space or move to the passing lane.
  15. Amaris

    Amaris Guest

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    I think you'll like VideoStudio. I use it and it has everything I need for my OCD. :lol:
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    John Castle Banned Writer

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    Not if he finds a way to get paid for it.
  17. Elwood

    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

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    At 1:44, you crossed a solid white line and passed on the shoulder. Ticket. (NJ Statutes 39:4-85)
    At 2:10, you failed to come to a complete stop at a stop sign. Ticket. (NJ Statutes 39:4-144)
    At 2:54, you crossed a solid white line indicating a no passing/lane change zone prior to entering an intersection. Ticket. (NJ Statutes 39:4-86)

    Three violations in four days? Yeah, New Jersey does have some bad drivers, Spanky. :nyer:
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  18. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Ah, but I did stop at the 2:10 one - I cut before I came to a full stop, though.
    The rest - just keepin' things moving. :ramen:
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    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    If the "you must signal when you're exiting, even when you're in a turn-only lane" laws were strictly enforced, I'd be paying a lot of tickets. :D

    I hate redundancy in most things and, to me, signaling that I'm turning right in a right-turn-only lane seems pretty...redundant. :blink:
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  20. Prufrock

    Prufrock Disturbing the Universe

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    Yeah, it is pretty redundant. But at least it tells other people around you that you know what you're doing; not everyone in turn-only lanes turns. :blink:
  21. Caboose

    Caboose ....

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    Redundant or not amigo, a turn is a turn. :bailey: ;)

    Besides, I've seen far too many people realize at the last minute they aren't in the lane they want and cut me off to get in front of me. It happens enough I actually expect it.

    I even signal on the freeway when approaching a dual exit when I'm in the option lane, just to let the other people around me know my intentions.

    Really though I'm a sonofabitch about signaling a turn but I admit there is one i usually don't unless there's somone behind me and that's into the driveway at the house. All others, lane changes included, get signaled in anything I drive. if they don't work for some reason I'll roll down the window and use hand signals but most people these days wouldn't have a clue.

    Nothing chaps my ass faster than some asshat coming up to an intersection and not signaling they are turning since not doing so pisses away my time waiting for the bastard to get there and turn. Say someone signals a turn, then the guy behind him does the same, especially in heavy traffic, they'll save me waiting for the four miles of cars behind them.

    Signals are a courtesy everyone should use outside of being the law. :shrug:

    Anyone who doesn't is a shitheaded self centered asshole in my book and nine times out of ten they have a fucking cell phone pasted to their skull.

    Pah!

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    Edit: Wasn't directed at you man. :D
  22. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    Yeah, I'm a stickler for signaling the vast majority of the time. Any time I'm not in a turn-only lane, actually. Even turning into my own driveway. :lol:
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  23. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Ok, what's your cam setup? At the very least, I'll toss my Canon Powershot S5IS next time I drive my mom's car (as I don't own my own car) and shoot a vid with it.
  24. Midnight Funeral

    Midnight Funeral CĂșchulainn

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    What do you mean when you say direct to youtube rendering? Does pinnacle not export in a format that youtube will accept?

    I've been thinking about getting pinnacle myself for a bit but I'm wondering now about what you mean by that.
  25. TheBrew

    TheBrew The Hand of Smod

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    Also made a right turn onto a left lane at :30.

    Not sure the law, but I don't think that's kosher.
  26. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    Obsessing over this stuff is unhealthy.

    You need to install a machinegun instead of a camera. :cylon:








    Oh, and my favorite one in recent memory is the guy who, when he is parallel to the freeway onramp--but in the leftmost lane--suddenly decides he wants to get on the freeway. Instead of driving another block and turning around at the gas station, he chops the wheel and cuts across three lanes of 40+ mph traffic to make the ramp. Don't remember if he signal and/or did it at speed. I'm pretty sure he came to a complete stop (fucking over everyone behind him) to make the maneuver.
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  27. KamelReds

    KamelReds Bite the Curb!

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    Come to Dallas with that cam! You'll get loads of idiots doing stupid shit on the highway.

    I'm with Caboose though, I'm a HUGE stickler for signaling. To me it's like trying to let someone know what you're about to do with your mouth taped shut -- it just doesn't work. I signal everywhere I go and because I drive a stick, I usually have the signal on WELLL before I actually need to because I'm thinking about the upcoming turn.

    Sometimes I turn my signal on when it isn't even necessary, I just do it out of habit.
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  28. brudder1967

    brudder1967 this is who we are

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    In Mississippi you are supposed to move to the opposite lane when the cops have someone pulled over on the shoulder!
  29. Caboose

    Caboose ....

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    Just passed a law here on that recently, change lanes or slow to 35mph or face a hefty fine.

    Really needed it though, too many cops getting hit.
  30. KamelReds

    KamelReds Bite the Curb!

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    P.S. This made me think of this:

    Shoot 'Em Up

    EDIT: I can't get Youtube embedding to work. :/