Is Michelle Bachman's husband gay?

I have to wonder.

He is not.

Actually, he sounds kind of gay. And as we've learned, those vocally anti-gay conservatives generally turn out to be closet fags at an alarming rate.

Just because he didn't want to fuck you doesn't mean he doesn't fuck dudes. Even he has some standards.

Of what? That he's gay? Or that drooling fundies often are gay themselves?

Both. But you go ahead and soothe your ego by telling yourself that everybody is just like you.

Man, Bock sure is free with the negs lately.... What's up with that?

He operates a "Christian counseling" business, right? One wonders why you should be so obsessed with homosexuality if it doesn't plague you personality.

Which leads one to wonder why anyone would be so upset by anti-homosexual bigotry if the ones who are upset aren't anti-homosexual bigots, too.

Gosh, this game is fun. Let's do another: "Obama is only upset by Republicans because, secretly, he's a Republican."

"The Ku Klux Klan only persecuted blacks because, secretly, everyone in the KKK was black."

"People are only afraid of snakes because when they get home at night they shed their mammal disguises and crawl around on the floor in their true snake forms."

How 'bout let's shelve the wishful-thinking Disney-cartoon fucking bullshit, put the egos back on the shelf and just admit that people have problems with those who are different from themselves.

No!
Because you wish it!

Exhilarating, isn't it?

I don't think so. But it "would" be fucking hilariousity if he got caught with Larry Craig during a Bachman speech about family values.

I don't know if Dr. Bachmann is gay or not, but the lefties sure have their panties in a wad about the vow she just signed. Dozens of websites are now reporting that she is for "outlawing homosexuality" even though the pledge only addresses same-sex marriage.

What's hilarious about it is that the radical Left doesn't seem to get that the more they lie about stuff like this, the more most people read it and roll their eyes that much faster.

Most Christians I know don't know that much about Bachman but they aren't as caught up about it as these very vocal ones. This issue might get her some attention up front but if it's all she's known for then she'll get zapped as soon as she gets out of Iowa. Of course, the haters here really want this to be the issue and not the rest of her agenda which is, actually, fairly acceptable to most conservatives.

Oh, and as far as the negs go. I guess 14thDoc wasn't paying attention to the discussions over the whole rep issue lately. Of course, that wouldn't be much of a surprise. He barely pays attention to what he writes.

You mean kinda the way the Righties froth at the mouth over Van Jones?

Yep. Just like that.

Who the fuck is Van Jones?

Bachman's name is an easy target too.

Tastes like chicken, smells like fish?

Maybe Herman cain can do voicework for family guy. Along with Sarah Palin.

Turner and Overdrive agree!

The socialist green jobs czar for Obama who Glenn Beck outed. Jones had to resign.

He apparently has a fabulous sense of fashion.

http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2011/07/18/marcus-bachmann-is-completely-heterosexual

Glen Beck thinks he's the antichrist. Nobody else has heard of him.