I'm back and I am AWESOME!

No. You're a lame dual and full of suckage.

Someone could easily be using a proxy. Are you sure it is from Chicago?

If they're any good at it, I doubt they can be sure one way or the other.

I'm pretty sure it isn't a proxy...there are ways to check and it wasn't pinged.

It's not as foolproof a shield as some people assume.

There are some php scripts out there that will reveal true origin ip through a proxy, no doubt.

But I don't believe they are running here.

Heh. My duals are obvious, but at least they aren't lame. Mostly.

That would be Dogbert (TK)/faith_in_george/Eightball.

What gives it away is he posted here last week as Eightball.

That little ankle bitting bitch has been obsessed about me for years now. Probably the most worthless, ineffective troll ever. I was hoping he had drank Draino and put an end to his quest to not suck.

I always wondered if that was a real picture of him (the eightball avatar). It was... disturbing.

A mysterious one-armed man? No, not Tasvir either.

^ No, I think Sokar nailed it.

Thus ends the mystery, which was the only (and extremly slight) interest this particular dual had.

It can be deleted now.

That you're wishing death on the guy makes me think he's trolling you pretty effectively.

There are other options as well.

Isn't that just Sokar's modus operandi?

When he's upset, sure.

Just because Sokars responses are predictable doesn't mean it's not a win for Eightball.

You have a point...

I'm happy as hell right now, and I'd still like for you to be squashed like a bug by the next bus you try to board.

Indeed, but most of the time a person doesn't even have to use a proxy to post as a dual here.

Perhaps. You'll have to ask Bailey.

Speaking of awesomeness - how does one tactfully explain their awesomeness on a job resume? Should it belong on the cover sheet, or is that too blatant? Is photographic proof neccessary? Discuss!

I believe an awesome cover letter is required for that.

I would not know, for I am not awesome.

Yeah, the cover letter is probably the best place for listing things that can't be labelled experience, education or skills.

But all these things ARE awesome. So will I have "Awesome Overkill" if I also work them into the cover letter? Will my potential employers piss themselves from fear?

I think I'm going to spell skill "SKILLZ" so they know who they're dealing with!

This would be a start:

I like mullets.

And bitchin' Camaros, right? Bitch-ennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn...

"Stay thirsty my friends."