Caption This: AZ Gov/Obamesiah Edition

"You've got a ginormous bogey hanging out of your nose. Here, let me get that for you."

"Let me see your papers."

"Prohibido el paso, asshole!"

Obama: "Wow, I didn't think the Wicked Witch of the West would have gone with blonde."

You gotta wash your ass!!!!!

ANGRY BREWER: (something tells me when she gets mad, she becomes belligerent) Listen you little meddlesome advertiser without a teleprompter- That's right, you keep your mouth shut- Lincoln thought he was infallible too and look what happened to him after pissing off enough of the wrong people. And they're smart enough today to take out your VP too. Oh, that wasn't a threat, you little shit; that was just some friendly advice from your pissed off southern neighbors on the border. But if you won't do your job, I'll do it for you. To hell with what the courts say. This is MY GODDAMNED STATE, you aimless narcissist.

And it's too bad that psycho didn't put a hole in McCain's head instead of Giffords'!!! And you can tell him I said that too. "Uh, I uh..." Oh no, I want you to sit here on the tarmac and think about what I said. You're the worst thing since Carter; I can't bear to stare at you one second more.

I could have sworn that your wife flew the Millennium Falcon.

OBAMA: . . .

BREWER: So, will you sign my copy of The Audacity of Hope?

The Phoenix New Times did a caption contest.

Seriously, the ones they chose as the top 5 are no where as good as we can do.

Phoenix New Times, huh? There's a shocker. Skin's never seen a publication that despises the U.S. more than that wet red rag.

Michelle Obama really does scare the shit out of you, doesn't she?

She has that effect on straight guys. You wouldn't understand.

So you are not into free speech?

You'd think a "writer" would be able to come up with something other than a totally hack gay joke.

He aims to disappoint.

You'd think you'd have figured out by now that your opinion is unsolicited and unimportant.

It's easy because you're a totally hack gay.

This is either one of the worst non sequiturs I've ever seen, or else an implication that you think "free speech" has to mean approving of that speech. Either way, it does not speak very highly of your reasoning ability...

That's because droids don't pull people's arms out of the sockets when they lose.

Yet you respond to it like a trained monkey.

Monkey?!?

"You rebutted my weak-ass shit, therefore my weak-ass shit worked!"

Fuckin' seriously?! Are you that new?

You're a faggot, Mike. You're a homosexual. That's why you're doing nothing, professionally, and why your trollery is weak tea. Because your wits are as limp as your wrists. Do you understand that? You can't troll because you're not a man. You reading Skin here? Huh? Wait until your fuckin' balls drop, and then try again. You fucking dumb, gay bastard.

Yet another conservative who can't stop talking about gay sex.

Wonder what that's about.

Actormike. I'll pay for a trip to phoenix if you go buttrape him.

Equivalent: "Yet another biologist who can't stop talking about life.

Wonder what that's about."

Here's what's it's about, you faggot:

You keep displaying it, people are going to keep noticing it.

That's what it's about.

I'm sure if you just give mike an address, he'll do it for free.

So conservatives are to gay sex what biologists are to life?

I can see that. Biologists have a passion for studying life. Conservatives have a passion for talking about gay sex.

Psssst!

You're trying too hard to deflect attention away from the fact you're the board queer.

And right on cue, Baldar shows up to prove my point.