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I'm not worried. Barack Obama has a brilliant plan. He'll eventually run our economy into the ground and the invaders will go home so they can find a job. He just needs 5 more years.

Wouldn't that constitute impersonating a federal agent? Skin knows the Feds don't give a shit about protecting BP agents from drug smugglers, human traffickers and illegal aliens, but you can bet your ass they'd jump all over American citizens for wearing these if they're able.

Shit state of affairs when our government is more concerned with defending unlawfully present foreign nationals than it is with defending American citizens.

Now there's a hat that screams "Search me! I've probably got a gun!"

Doubtful. I have a New York Giants ballcap, and yet I've never played for the Giants.

I have a CIA ballcap, yet I've never worked at CIA.

I have an Operation Desert Storm ballcap, yet I didn't deploy for that affair.

I have a USS Missouri ballcap, yet never served aboard USS Missouri.

See where this is going?

I can walk up to any of a hundred street vendors here in DC and buy a ballcap or tee-shirt with the logo of any federal agency I like, and wear it all over town, and no-one will say boo about it.

It didn't take five.

New guy, huh?! Can you whistle?

[?=Apropos of nothing, my most favorite hat in the whole wide world.]



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My favorite hat is a floppy-brimmed beach hat that sags down over my eyes when it gets too sweaty. Looks kinda like this:

In that case... cool, Skin's totally gettin' one. And a TSA t-shirt.

TSA t-shirt AKA 'Shirt that says 'I AM AN IDIOT'

Aw, c'mon, now, you don't see the potential for good times wearing that t-shirt?

Yeah, I see you in Walgreen's telling the pharmacist to take off his shoes.

Toilet Security Administration?

They might have kid sizes for Ramen.

I have several hats with Confederate Battle Flags on them.

Really? No shit!

I'm going to order a hat with this as the logo.

Don't wear it at home or Mewa will show up at your front door.

GunForge will spot you and shoot you.

Titty Sampling Associate!

Maybe if Skin was Ozzy. "Wheredjeh get those SHOOOOOOOZ, man!"

If you believe that, I maybe could try to interest you in a bridge I happen to have for sale, right there in your town...

Here's the cap I wear. Of course I was also in the Air Force, but you can only actually retire from the last branch you were in.

I'm ordering one... for a few reasons.

1) I'm part hispanic
2) Some of my family (extended) was/is illegal
3) I frequently go where I'm pretty sure there are illegals working
4) See 3
5) I want to see them run (from 3 and 4)