That's Racist!

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by The Original Faceman, Mar 22, 2012.

  1. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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  2. Dinner

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  3. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    I am wearing an "African American" thong.
  4. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    I'm wearing Adidas sweats and a t-shirt right now.

    I mean...I'm pretty much black.
  5. brudder1967

    brudder1967 this is who we are

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    Wouldn't a better example of black clothing be jeans hanging down at their knees and $200 sneakers???

    :soholy:
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  6. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    "African American"? What is this, the 1970s? :rolleyes:

    And this is America, not the UK, dammit! The period goes inside the quotes! :bang:
  7. Grout

    Grout Probably a Dual

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    I think most colored people dress nice... colorful.. but nice.. 'specially for church
  8. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    By that logic, shouldn't the question mark be inside the quotes? :chris:
  9. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Grammar and punctuation aren't always logical, and there's a rule for this, but I can't remember it ATM. ;)
  10. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Is it the 'Make it up as I go' rule? I can get behind that :bigass:
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  11. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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  12. tafkats

    tafkats scream not working because space make deaf Moderator

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    My guess is that some teacher thought "Hm, what else is African? I know, leopards and tigers!" And it was all downhill from there.
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  13. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

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    This story would be improved if the letter were drafted by a black teacher. :)
  14. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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  15. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    ¡I refuse, to conf'orm to you're "standards' of "grammar".? Anglish is an-everevolvin'-language;
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  16. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    I used to have a by-God just got off the jet (can't say "boat" for obvious reasons) African on my crew. He lived in a big coastal city in Senegal his whole life. Every now and then someone would ask him about "jungle" animals and he'd find the question very amusing. But he could tell you all about big ass traffic jams during his daily commute!

    Anyway, he's a typical fucking immigrant. They are all the same IMO. He came here with limited English skills, stayed out of trouble, worked his ass off, and became a big success and model citizen. :can:

    BTW the dude can SWIM HIS ASS OFF! All his childhood buddies could. They played volleyball at the beach and swam for recreation.
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  17. Asyncritus

    Asyncritus Expert on everything

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    That would be Dakar or Saint-Louis. Those are the only big cities on the coast. I've been in both of them.

    Pretty close to desert around Saint-Louis, and not much better around Dakar. Even in the southern part of Senegal, you won't find real jungle. Not the kind that would allow for elephants, giraffes and that kind of thing.

    That would be Dakar then, most likely.

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    :shock:

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    While I can't really say that "I can't imagine someone being upset about this," I don't really consider this a big deal. It was obviously just poorly worded.
  20. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

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    This is the map the teacher passed out:
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    Ridiculous!
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  21. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    HA! Just like America's take the wrong feeway exit and get robbed St. Louis? Cool!
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  24. Caboose

    Caboose ....

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    I lost it at Unicornbooty. :spit:

    Yea, this is one of those "it sounded good at the time" moments for the teacher.

    Another tidbit from further up the ladder....

    From back then? Ok, so loincloths and animal skins? :unsure:









    What?



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  25. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Fair to say all of our ancestors wore skins at one time or another, but nobody's suggesting white people wear them to celebrate...well, anything, except maybe some obscure Klingon holiday. :shrug:
  26. Caboose

    Caboose ....

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    Well, at any rate every loin cloth would have to have a banana hammock. :borg:
  27. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    As you should be. :techman: