"Heh... heh... heh... they think I'm CRAZY. But I know better. It is not *I* who am crazy. It is I who am MAD! Didn'tcha hear 'em? Didn'tcha see the CROWDS?!"
"My becoming President shows that a black man can rise to the highest office in the nation! And my penis is this big!"
"I'm going to shove a dick this big up America's ass, and half of those dumb motherfuckers will love it and ask for more."