Question: Answer: Like: [cute woman] Are you free Friday? [answer] Let me ask my mom. Question: [interviewer] Do you have any convictions?
In your boss' office, demanding a raise. You're on a neighborhood watch. It's raining. You see someone suspicious wearing a hoodie slowly walking through. What do you do?
Q: You're on a neighborhood watch. It's raining. You see someone suspicious wearing a hoodie slowly walking through. What do you do? A: Call Al Sharpton and say you'll split the money 50/50. Q: Were you in the Navy? What type of discharge did you receive?
Q: Were you in the Navy? What type of discharge did you receive? Yes, I was in the Navy and received an honorable discharge. Q: Have you been more than 100 miles from where you were born? 1000 miles?
Don't say doing your wife. Don't say doing your wife. "Uh, doin' your daughter?" "Do you know why I stopped you?"
"To tell me how impressed you are that I can drive that fast while masturbating?" Q: Is there anything sharp in your pockets I need to know about?
"Just my Klingon dildo." "If there is anyone here who can give cause was to why these two should not be married, let them speak now or forever hold their peace."
Luke, she's your sister, dude! "Are you now, or have you ever been under the influence of illegal narcotics?"
One interviewer I ran into thought that despite my DD-214 being clearly marked HONORABLE in the relevant box, the reenlistment code I had meant I was dishonorably discharged. (Code RE-3R, received because I did not have certain tests on my record yet... because I hadn't been in the MAA program long enough to actually qualify for a test date...)
