Dear lord, what have I done? I've actually convinced one of my friends to join this asylum. Give St Jimmy a good Red Room welcome; of the four Irish I regularly associate with, he represents the better half (sorry, RickDeckard Midnight Funeral... go back to your Daily Fail articles ). I've known this joker for 10 years now, so he's alright by my book.
First Mr. Bunnie, and now a second non-dual new member? I think that makes this a record month for us...
Hello, Jimmy. Prepare to be trolled unmercifully. A word of warning: Not very many posters here actually know what they're talking about most of the time. In fact, the only two who really do are Paladin and myself. And, come to think of it, I'm not at all sure about Paladin...
If anyone does invite someone to Wordforge, please find out what name they will be using and contact an Administrator and give us a head's up to make absolutely sure they don't get lost in the sea of scambots we tend to get overloaded with. Turn-around is usually super-fast if we know someone is coming and can get them in immediately. Welcome to St. Jimmy! We are a rough crowd in the Red Room and Gray Rooms, but the rest of the board is relatively tame and more moderated for everyone's safety. Despite the wild ways here, it's kind of a big, dysfunctional family and we hope you stick around and become a part of it! :welcome:
Hi and welcome. Please tell us more about yourself, like what city you are from, what your address is, maybe even post a picture. We think personal info is pretty cool!
Actually, just give your answers to the following test, so we know who should attack you first on what issues: 1) Politically, do you lean left, lean right, or sag in the middle? 2) Are you a theist or an atheist (we no longer have to include "agnostic" as a choice, since it has been determined that agnostics are just a sub-set of atheists)? 3) Are you a pro-choice baby-killer, or a pro-life bigot who just wants to control women because you hate them? 4) Are you a maniac pro-gun murderer, or a limp-wristed pansy pacifist? 5) Please explain, in one short paragraph each, your stand on each item in the following list: - otters - conveyor belts - submarines. 6) Why do you hate black people? 7) Do you think the War Between the States, a very current topic in American culture, was caused primarily by the evil Southerners wanting to continue to enslave their fellow humans, or by the South withdrawing from the Union in order to protect their practice of slavery? 8) Choose, from the following list, the worst person in human history: - Obama We will deal with subsidiary issues later on, when the appropriate time comes.
Well, almost perfectly (referencing my rep comment.) You forgot two more questions: 9. Which Trek captain was the best, and why? 10. Trek or Wars?
This sounds legit. I will compile a file of all my most personal information and send it to you right away. 1) Politically, do you lean left, lean right, or sag in the middle? - Hanging a little to the left. 2) Are you a theist or an atheist (we no longer have to include "agnostic" as a choice, since it has been determined that agnostics are just a sub-set of atheists)? - I am a whoist. I believe in the one true Doctor. 3) Are you a pro-choice baby-killer, or a pro-life bigot who just wants to control women because you hate them? - Women are property. Why, I keep at least a dozen of them in my basement, in case of emergencies. - 4) Are you a maniac pro-gun murderer, or a limp-wristed pansy pacifist? - As limp-wristed as they come. 5) Please explain, in one short paragraph each, your stand on each item in the following list: - otters: An otter is any of 13 living species of semiaquatic (or in once case aquatic) mammals which feed on fish and shellfish, and also other invertebrates, amphibians, birds and small mammals. The otter subfamily Lutrinae forms part of the family Mustelidae, which also includes weasles, polecats, badgers and wolverines. Wolverine was part of the xmen. I support Wolverine, therefore, my stance on otters is for. - conveyor belts: The longest air port conveyor belt is in the Dubai International Airport. Dubai is in the United Arab Emirates, which is where I'm pretty sure the terrorist factories are pumping out little terrorist babies, or something. I am against terrorists, therefore, I am against conveyor belts. - submarines. Yes. 6) Why do you hate black people? - Because I'm scared of the dark. 7) Do you think the War Between the States, a very current topic in American culture, was caused primarily by the evil Southerners wanting to continue to enslave their fellow humans, or by the South withdrawing from the Union in order to protect their practice of slavery? - I don't bother myself in the matters of the colonies. 8) Choose, from the following list, the worst person in human history: - Obama - Who now? 9) Picard. Because hes a bad ass mother fucker. 10) Trek.
Based on your answers, I regret to inform you that your application will not be considered at this time, as all available positions have been filled. We wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors. Also, the correct answer to question number nine is "James Tiberius Kirk, because FUCK YOU that's why!"
Although, it seem that we do have a, heh, position that just... opened up... Where's Soma or Lethsoda?
