Note to Self: Do NOT Piss Chinese Women Off!

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  1. Tuckerfan

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    They'll squeeze your nuts off! :eek:
    Pics at the link.
    Tuckerfan, Apr 27, 2012
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  2. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    I laughed.. and squeezed my legs together at the same time.
    ed629, Apr 28, 2012
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  3. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    The sad thing about you laughing is now you have a new method of discipline
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    Bickendan, Apr 28, 2012
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  4. St Jimmy

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    Dear god, my nuts hurt now.
    St Jimmy, Apr 28, 2012
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  5. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    I'm thinking there is some other underlying problem going on and it probably wasn't the ball squeezing alone.
    Tamar Garish, Apr 28, 2012
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  6. St Jimmy

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    How do you even let a woman get that close to your balls? And how was he unable to shake her off?
    St Jimmy, Apr 28, 2012
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  7. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    That sounds far too much like a villainous superpower for my taste. Better call in the Avengers to deal with her ass! :soma:
    Marso, Apr 28, 2012
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  8. Tuckerfan

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    Ball squeezing alone, can do it, though.
    Tuckerfan, Apr 28, 2012
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  9. Rimjob Bob

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    Goddamn this thread! I'm all flustered just at the concept!

    I did only the latter!

    Right? :wtf:
    Rimjob Bob, Apr 28, 2012
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  10. Caboose

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    I'll bet cup sales are booming right about now. :yes:
    Caboose, Apr 28, 2012
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  11. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    Her: "You no park scooter here! Is not place for scooter!"

    Him: "I park scooter here! What you do? Eh?"

    Her: "I show you what I do!"

    She then employs the Shaolin Auspicious Twin Walnut Grasp of Iron Fist technique and he dies screaming.

    :rofl:
    Paladin, Apr 28, 2012
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  12. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    But there are exceptions:
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    oldfella1962, Apr 29, 2012
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  13. Caboose

    Caboose ....

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    Wonder if he had to take a crap before he died. :unsure:

    We know he took one afterwards.
    Caboose, Apr 29, 2012
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  14. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    "No cup, no nothing, it's just straight up... nuts."
    ed629, Apr 29, 2012
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  15. Uncle Albert

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    Yeah, I gotta say, I think I could probably pry a 100lb chinese chick off of my nads. Especially with pain as a motivator. And I would try my damnedest not to harm her in the process, but if it gets to the point that I'm about to fucking die of sack pain....

    :punchhard:

    :shrug:
    Uncle Albert, Apr 29, 2012
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  16. St Jimmy

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    Right? RIGHT?

    Some little chinese woman latches onto my balls, I'm going to start kicking like a cage fighter.
    St Jimmy, Apr 29, 2012
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  17. Lt. Mewa

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    I think the pain damn near paralyzes you. :soma:
    Lt. Mewa, Apr 29, 2012
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  18. Tuckerfan

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    I've heard she's going to be charged with testicular homicide.
    Tuckerfan, Apr 29, 2012
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  19. Volpone

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    Someone grabs you by the balls, you slap them on the ears like you're smashing cymbals on their head. You do it right and you perforate both eardrums and they instantly pass out from the pain. :bailey:
    Volpone, Apr 30, 2012
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  20. Chuck

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    Chuck, Apr 30, 2012
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