I Think Its Safe to Assume They Swallowed

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Tuckerfan, May 28, 2012.

  1. Tuckerfan

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    Okay, Japan just cemented itself as freak central with this story.
    SFW pics at the link.
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  2. skinofevil

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    There's obviously a neurological condition at play.
    skinofevil, May 28, 2012
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  3. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    So in addition to being fucking weird sex freaks, they are cannibals as well. Nice! :vomit:

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  4. skinofevil

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    Well, shit. Leavels.
    skinofevil, May 28, 2012
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  5. tafkats

    tafkats scream not working because space make deaf Moderator

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    "It has been claimed"?
    tafkats, May 28, 2012
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  6. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Ahh, they copied this from the Germans.
    They had a penis cannibal back in the 00's (I feel so old!).

    Get your own ideas, Japan!
    Diacanu, May 28, 2012
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  7. Tuckerfan

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    Its possible that the phrasing results from a machine translation.
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  8. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Get back with me when he can whip up his own liver with fava beans and a nice Chianti.
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  9. skinofevil

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    This might be the first one who survived.
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  10. St Jimmy

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    Well, I just threw up in my mouth a little.
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  11. skinofevil

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    Next time unleash it into a bowl and put a price tag on it.
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  12. St Jimmy

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    Brilliant.

    Maybe there is an untapped market here, I do produce a wide variety of bodily secretions. I think I will start collecting and storing it all, then host a monthly dinner party and serve my bounty.

    I'll start taking reservations now, whos in?
    St Jimmy, May 28, 2012
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  13. skinofevil

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    Skin's all about the 'traces of human flesh' in TimTams. There may be a huge untapped market there. How would you feel about contracting a severe case of boot rot and harvesting the festering tissue? Maybe salting and curing the larger strips and marketing them as Boot Bacon(tm), the smaller ones could be mixed with dried mucus from nose and eyes, marketed as a variation on Trail Mix.
    skinofevil, May 28, 2012
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  14. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    There is not any WTF emoticon that can fit this.
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  15. skinofevil

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  16. Captain X

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    Am I the only one that remembers that little incident where a Japanese man ate a Dutch woman (or parts of her anyway) and yet is considered something of a celebrity in Japan? :unsure:
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  17. tafkats

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    Apparently he's now an author and ... restaurant reviewer. :vomit:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Issei_Sagawa
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  18. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    I know a dude who got punched so hard/often during an epic ass-whupping that cerebro-spinal fluid cames out of his ears. That's pretty damn rare - it would be liquid gold, baby!
    oldfella1962, May 29, 2012
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  20. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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