Ahh, they copied this from the Germans. They had a penis cannibal back in the 00's (I feel so old!). Get your own ideas, Japan!
Brilliant. Maybe there is an untapped market here, I do produce a wide variety of bodily secretions. I think I will start collecting and storing it all, then host a monthly dinner party and serve my bounty. I'll start taking reservations now, whos in?
Skin's all about the 'traces of human flesh' in TimTams. There may be a huge untapped market there. How would you feel about contracting a severe case of boot rot and harvesting the festering tissue? Maybe salting and curing the larger strips and marketing them as Boot Bacon(tm), the smaller ones could be mixed with dried mucus from nose and eyes, marketed as a variation on Trail Mix.
Am I the only one that remembers that little incident where a Japanese man ate a Dutch woman (or parts of her anyway) and yet is considered something of a celebrity in Japan?
I know a dude who got punched so hard/often during an epic ass-whupping that cerebro-spinal fluid cames out of his ears. That's pretty damn rare - it would be liquid gold, baby!