What would you do if you saw this?

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  1. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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  2. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Stop, and stare, and smile. :)
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  3. Arch

    Arch massive irritant

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    I'd wonder if the circus was in town.

    And then I'd join the circus.
  4. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    This seems the safest, least prosecutable option.
  5. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    I would take off and nuke the site from orbit.

    It's the only way to be sure.
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  6. Dr. Krieg

    Dr. Krieg Stay at Home Astronaut. Administrator Overlord

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    Ask her if she would like to get a drink? :lol:
  7. Asyncritus

    Asyncritus Expert on everything

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    I would wonder if she has Ehlers Danlos Syndrome. I know a family that has it, and it doesn't cause them any problems when they are young, but becomes a serious handicap as the decades go by. I used to sort of admire people who were more "flexible" than usual, until I learned about Ehlers Danlos. Now I wonder if they aren't going to regret it very much later in life.

  8. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    Freakin' buzz killer! :garamet:
  9. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Republican Democrat

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    I would stick it in so deep that you'd need one of those extra-long shoehorns to get it out.
  10. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    I'd stick it in so hard, if you pulled me out you'd be King Arthur.
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  11. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    At least the girl's got a leg up on the situation!
  12. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    From Wiki: Hyper-flexible joints (It is possible to be very flexible or have "double joints", however, this is not the same as EDS.)
  13. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Shit, how did you get that pic of my girlfriend? :wtf:
  14. Amaris

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    Well if she's looking at me and doing that, I'm asking her out.
  15. Tamar Garish

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  16. Captain X

    Captain X Responsible cookie control

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    Grimace.
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    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    I really want to have sex with her after seeing that picture.
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  18. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    Try not to stare. And fail miserably.
  19. skinofevil

    skinofevil Fresh Meat

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    Put a few hundred thousand miles on her before gambling everything away in Vegas so she wouldn't get shit in the divorce.
  20. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Small world! That was a Jeopardy answer a couple of nights ago.
  21. Caboose

    Caboose ....

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    Then call an ambulance.
  22. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    More like "what wouldn't I do?"
  23. Shakes

    Shakes With good reason

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    I would think...."Just another day at the office :lol:" Then I would talk to here about the importance of her turn-out. :shrug:
    turnout.jpg
  24. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Am I alone in thinking this?

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  25. Bulldog

    Bulldog Only Pawn in Game of Life

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    Seeing that would make me want to go home and take lots of Advil.
  26. Lt. Mewa

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    :huh:
  27. Anton Chigurh

    Anton Chigurh You pick the one right tool

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    I would say, "Cool photoshop job someone did."

    This umm... first started appearing on the web back in early 2009.
  28. Rimjob Bob

    Rimjob Bob Classy Fellow

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    I'd try and get her number. Duh.