I wanked over a car today

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Mirah, May 8, 2012.

  1. Dr. Drake Ramoray

    Dr. Drake Ramoray 1 minute, 42.1 seconds baby!

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    I'll stipulate that its a pretty car, but like as not, you'll see it in a soulfull passionate cloud of steam on the side of the road.

    Doesn't mean I wouldn't buy one though, I'm weak that way.
  2. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Republican Democrat

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    Oh, I agree with you about Ford sucking arse. I just wouldn't be caught dead driving a faggy Volvo, 3-million miles or not.

    I switched to Japanese cars about 20 years ago and haven't looked back.

    [action=We Are Borg]waves to the UAW.[/action]
  3. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    The car I learned how to drive in - my dad's 72 Buick LeSabre (brown color).

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  4. Llumnissa

    Llumnissa Stupid people are still stupid....

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    That's not a car. It's a land barge!
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  5. skinofevil

    skinofevil Fresh Meat

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    You don't so much get into that car as board it.
  6. Professor Sexbot

    Professor Sexbot ERROR: 404

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    On the plus side, it has enough trunk space for two dead hookers and a month's worth of groceries.
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  7. Dr. Krieg

    Dr. Krieg Stay at Home Astronaut. Administrator Overlord

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    Goddamned right. :bailey:
  8. enlisted person

    enlisted person Black Swan

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    Women still prefer my midget
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    enlisted person Black Swan

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    Phoenicianknight Chaotic Jester

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    Doesn't Ford own Volvo?
  11. Tuckerfan

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    Not anymore. They sold them (along with Jag and Rover) around the time the economy went tits up.
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  12. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    Lucky for them they did it right BEFORE the economy went tits up. They also slashed jobs and mortgaged EVERYTHING (including The Rouge and even the Blue Oval).

    It's why Ford had the Cash on Hand to get through the crisis without a bailout.
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