Look, Methuselah, just because you're so old that time itself is giving you a freebie, that doesn't mean that the rest of us are getting a bulk deal. If you got the special, you can just keep your yap corked, dig?
I'm so old that I'm a grandma and also a great aunt. Bet skinofevil is like, 30, or something, I can't even remember that long ago.
That doesn'tmean shit I don't know how old you are, but you look about 50 on Facebook. He looks about 48, but he's probably about 27.
Tapatalk is awesome. Even more awesome is turning off the let's all pimp Tapatalk sig line. And I will never be old. Suck it, bitches!
What's even more awesome than that is the board not shitting its pants and making me access it from my phone in the first damn place. How's that for awesome, huh?
Roger that. "I'm getting old" is code for a lot of things, most often a sense of unfulfilled entitlement: "The universe owes me, dammit!" If you're in good health, have people around you who love you, and enjoy what you're doing, age is just a number. That's why I get a kick out of the kiddies who think "Ur old!" is some sort of insult.
Psh. Age is not just a number. Age is the marker of your progress from cradle to grave. Am I unfulfilled? Damn right I am. I have not yet subjugated the entire human race. And "age is just a number" is the rallying cry of the proudly immature.
As the grampa from "Troll 2", said in "Best Worst Movie", "what else is a life for, but to fritter away?". You are wise, Troll 2 grampa, you are wise.
Oh for Christ sake.. I am older then all of ya.. and have women younger then ya'll do.. it's the man .. not the age.. here's a goal for you foreskinofsniffle.. be more like me boy!
