America is doomed

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Midnight Funeral, Nov 7, 2012.

  1. Midnight Funeral

    Midnight Funeral CĂșchulainn

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    With the abomination now having a clear 4 year run ahead of him in which he doesn't have to worry about reelection at the end (ergo doesn't have to give a fuck about what people think of him no more) every dastardly scheme he has been holding in reserve will now be brought to fruition.

    From banning guns to disbanding NASA, to making the millions of illegal aliens citizens with a stroke, to building the ground zero victory mosque, you name it the cunt is going to do it all now.
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  2. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    Die in a fire, dumb ass. A fire of otter pelts.
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  3. K.

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    We can only hope.

    I don't really think much will change, but you're doing your best to cheer me up, and for that I thank you.

    :turkeytalk:
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  4. Robotech Master

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    Awesome.

    Let me know when he comes to your house, puts a gun to your head, and forces your conversion to Islam.

    Put it all on youtube if possible. :bergman:
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  5. Amaris

    Amaris Guest

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    You're like every idiotic cliche that has ever been put in a political campaign video, all bagged up and set alight on Wordforge's front porch.
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  6. classichummus

    classichummus Fresh Meat

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    Lol, there is always the option of becoming an hero and offing yourself! Since you sound like a [-]well reasoned person[/-] winner, I think you would do best by taking a bottle of aspirin with vodka on an empty stomach, then go into your garage, turn on your car, attach one side of an open garbage bag to your exhaust pipe, stick your head in the other end of the bag and have yourself the time of your life! ;)
  7. Bailey

    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Super Moderator

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  8. Ten Lubak

    Ten Lubak Salty Dog

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    This is not a good step forward for the "Midnight Funeral Isn't Crazy" movement.
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  9. Asyncritus

    Asyncritus Expert on everything

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    America was "doomed" from the time that crazy bunch of rebels signed the Declaration of Independence, simply because no political entity lasts forever. But your post says much more about you than it does about American politics.

    Have you even read the American constitution? Do you know that thing called "Congress" that passes laws? And those people do have to worry about re-election. Not to mention that they're all over the map politically, with the Republicans controlling the House of Representatives. Sure, they're just as much a bunch of power-hungry, corrupt politicians as the Democrats, but at least it's in a different way, so the Democrats can't do everything they would like.

    If the Democrats controlled the White House and all of Congress, I would think we were in for more trouble. If the Republicans controlled it all, I would think we were in for more trouble. But with divided power in the federal government, your post is just plain nonsense. You simply don't know how the American system works. It is not a parliamentary system like most other Western countries, and I personally am very glad for that.

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  10. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    From another election thread:

    Roving bands of Obama Youth confiscating firearms, giving mandatory abortions and gay marriages, and forming death panels to judge the worthiness of the elderly. It will be glorious. :obama:
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  11. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Also, kill yourself. :yes:
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  12. Asyncritus

    Asyncritus Expert on everything

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    Is that all?

    And here I was worried that bad things might happen in America...

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  13. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Happy to declare that his home country needs to remain in a union with the United Kingdom, which bans guns. Declares no interest to move elsewhere.


    Proposes submarines on conveyor belts as a viable alternative.

    Declares his support for the xenophobic and racist English Defence League - despite being a foreigner himself!

    Is worried about the building of a "victory" mosque despite there already being several mosques surrounding ground zero, and despite the Pentagon chapel hosting weekly prayer services for Muslims just feet away from the DC attack.



    If, he's a cunt, what does that make you? :lol:

    If anything, Obama will continue to display his talent for inaction in the role.


    It always amuses me that MF is so concerned about what is happening within the US or the British mainland. But I don't see him getting off his arse to emigrate to either place to get involved in changing things. Typical internet badass (otherwise known as a coward).
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  14. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Don't even bother. MF doesn't even know what our own Bill of Rights says, let alone having read your constitution.

    All he knows is that Bill Pullman would probably make a good president as then the world would be safe from invading Muslim Space Beavers.
  15. classichummus

    classichummus Fresh Meat

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    Now you're boring me MF. I'm going to sleep.
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  16. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Don't forget: Obama might bow to leaders whose cultures prefer bowing to handshaking.

    :ohnoes:
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    Aurora VincerĂČ!

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    if it was't WF's co-dumbest i'd have to say: well trolled.

    but of course MF is serious, which makes his bitter tears so much more delicious.
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  18. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    I think there is more too it than that. I think he decided long ago that spouting these sorts of view on WF would gain him the support of the American right wingers on here. What he doesn't seem to have grasped is that most of his views are so fucking dumb that even the people he's trying to appeal to don't want to be anyway associated with him. :lol:
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  19. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    I heard a rumour that not even the otters are touching this one.

    Do us a favour, MF, take a bath in Guiness and light a match :bergman:
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  20. Camren

    Camren Probably a Dual

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    What the fuck has it got to do with you anyway, Irish?
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  21. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Total bullshit, because there won't be a YouTube, just indoctrination and brainwashing videos produced by Michael Moore.
  22. Asyncritus

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    Ok, now you've got me worried. I can handle death panels, but a president who bows to foreign dignitaries goes against everything that America holds dear.

    America: Rise up and throw off this leader who bows! :mob:

  23. Grout

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    what an embarrassment in the eyes of the world.. the Affirmative Action Socialist and his minions will gloat all day on the internet..

    I got to go to work to support you all....cause you people are a fucking load
  24. AlphaMan

    AlphaMan The Last Dragon

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    We have passed the tipping point. More people getting a government check and voting for more handouts than working and paying taxes and voting. 4 more years of the big spender with no possible way to pay for it. Our only hope is that the house can block everything that involves spending that they can for now.
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    NeonMosfet Probably a Dual

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    We do all our own work.
  27. classichummus

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    I was thinking he is being serious since he's on here, but yes this does make his crying all the more pleasant :P

    Guiness wouldn't have enough alcohol to ignite, he would need Bacardi 151 or Everclear.
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  28. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    Whoa!! Several?????

    Sorry no. Only ONE is near the World Trade Center.
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  29. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    In MF's mind, the whole world is being forcibly converted to Islam, and he's the Last Man Standing.

    Bloody Orangeman.
  30. RickDeckard

    RickDeckard Socialist

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    That does seem to be the line the right is going with. Good. As long as the rhetoric is so ugly and bitter, they will never win anything.
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