What would you do if you were told you only had two months left to live?

Thoughts?

First thing I'd do is quit my job.

Beyond that, I'm not sure. Probably just enjoy myself as much as possible.

Attempt to settle all the debts I owe and help people as much as possible.

I could go hog wild, but I suspect my final moments would feel empty and wasted.

Sorry to hear that Sokar, Godspeed.

Whatever the fuck I wanted, without worrying about paying off my credit card after.

Hear what?

Gifts for everybody.

For MF: A pet otter.

For Dukat: garamet novels, barbecue lighters and lesbian shoes.

For ConfederateSon: Hormone Replacement Therapy, of whichever flavor he'd like, so that he can finally fully assume one gender or the other.

That's why I do now! Oh, shit, I jinxed it, now I'll be dead in two months.

I'd close my bank accounts and head to Bangkok.

No need to worry about the AIDS.

If I were you, I'd buy a toupee or get some hair plugs and at least go out with some dignity.

RIP Sokar.

I'd do & take EVERY ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE, DRUG, & SUBSTANCE under the Sun, Moon, & stars. Plus embark on & engage in fun but lethally risky activities.

Some of you would be preceding me.

I would give up my real life identity..

then sit back and graciously accept the accolades and apologies of all you meanies who continue to pick on me...

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No such apology would be forthcoming from this quarter.

Because you are a shitbox, and furthermore, ass head crap thing, with a side of guacamole.

OH? thats right.... you think you count...isn't that cute..

but no... Not this Day!!! once again... you are the stupid acne'd skinny kid no one picks on their team

Yes, and you're the kid sitting in the corner eating his own boogers. What of it?

God damn it! Get your line right! Once again, it's:

Fuck's sakes... goddamn amateur.

Two months left to live? Put my affairs in order, then go down to a nice tropical beach somewhere and swim out into the ocean until I couldn't swim any more.

You forgot the 2nd step, drink yourself silly with top shelf rum before starting the swim.

Except I wouldn't do that.

Johnny Walker Blue?

I would call up all of my creditors and say, "Guess what? I'm dead in two weeks. You ain't getting a dime of my money!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

Then I'd head off to a tropical paradise to drink and swim until the end.

I'd get sushi and not pay!

Your creditors would repossess your ghost.

I'll be too busy haunting the fuck outta you just for shits and giggles.

And this is exactly why you are an insecure little child.

I've been shaving my head for 12 years because I like the look of it.

In other words, you need a new troll. This one isn't isn't effective at all.

Several folks have pointed out that about whether or not they would let their debts slide.

Isn't there a chance that the creditors would come looking for their merchandise when they found out? I'm not talking about minor purchases like a set of speakers or something. I'm thinking more about larger purchases such as a car. Seems to me they would come repo it if you still owed money for it.

Makes me glad my car is 100% paid for in the event anything would happen.