Fifteenth Anniversary Today.

Discussion in 'The Green Room' started by Dayton Kitchens, Feb 21, 2013.

  1. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    Yep, the guy who never went on a date until meeting the woman he would one day marry has now been married for fully one third of his life.

    It still boggles my mind that my life changed so much. It is amazing even more just how quickly the last 15 years have passed.
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  2. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    Congratulations on a happy marriage and a sure to be successful troll. :)
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  3. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Quick, mods, move this to Green Room.
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  4. Caboose

    Caboose ....

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    :unsure: Red Room? Oh, this won't end well....
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  5. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    I think it will end fantastic. :)
  6. Mr. Plow

    Mr. Plow Fuck Y'all

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    15 years, huh? You can't beat that!
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  7. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    Congrats, Dayton.
  8. Will Power

    Will Power If you only knew the irony of my name.

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    Caboose is right, this thread would probably be better in the Green Room.
  9. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    RR >> GR
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  10. Dr. Krieg

    Dr. Krieg Stay at Home Astronaut. Administrator Overlord

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    Damn. :lol:
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  11. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Congratulations!
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    Well, now that we've been teleported, congratulations Dayton. :D
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    Nautica Probably a Dual

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    Congrats! Hope you did something nice to celebrate.
  14. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    I'm on about my 25th year myself...but why bother counting when you're doing a life sentence anyway?

    I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

    I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?"

    Seriously though, I've been in love with the same woman for 25 years. If my wife every finds out, she'll kill me!

    My wife will buy anything marked down. Last year she bought an escalator.
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  15. John Castle

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    Those are some of the worst jokes ever. *writes them down*

    Oh, and congratulations to Dayton, I guess. Although I'm remembering the Jeff Dunham line: "You know when you said 'til death do us part'? Later, you'll realize that you were actually setting a goal!"
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  17. Dayton Kitchens

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    We decided to just go out to eat at a restaurant of her choice and exchange cards. We decided to save our money and go out on a two or three day "date" for swimming (indoor pool) and shopping when Spring Break gets here (three weeks). We had wanted to go to Dallas but the rapidly rising costs of gasoline means we would spend more on refilling our vehicle several times than we spent on anything else. So we're doing something closer.
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  18. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    Rent an economy car. I've done it before, and can save 30% or so.
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  19. LizK

    LizK Sort of lurker

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    Belated Happy Anniversary.

    It's wonderful when any couple can stay together.
  20. Will Power

    Will Power If you only knew the irony of my name.

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    $corp Dirty Old Chinaman

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    Any M&M's in you anniversary desserts? :lol:
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  22. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    Diabetes. I rarely indulge in them anymore.