The Sokar Memorial Roast Thread

Clapton > Page > Hendrix.

Oh no, you did'n!

Spears > Bieber > Hendrix.

All right, now you've gone too far.

I'm sorry that you feel that Justin Bieber is better than Britney Spears, but you're wrong.

I have it on good authority that Sokar was a great admirer of garamet.

Sokar

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I'm saddened for Courtney,the real guy, who loved and was loved by real people. He had value to others, and thus his life mattered.

As to Sokar the poster passing? I don't know much about anatomy, but hope that pancreas and ass are close enough that there was just a wee bit of otter rape induced ass cancer involved.

Where ever he is, I hope they only have the first season of TNG and Voyager.

His name was Courtney?

Here we go, batten down the hatches.



ahead!

Oh boy.

Doctor/patient confidentiality ends with the death of the patient. Does the Tamar [depending on whether or not she likes the poster in question] Ban-Hammer?

If so, I['ll] probably [should] be nailed as well (see my last post in the Memorial thread). No, I won't redact.

Pretty sure that was common knowledge. At least via the FB group.

I recall it got used around here, but not if Tamar bent the rules to protect him from being garameted like that.

He admitted he had a girls name, but the actual name itself apparently wasn't revealed. Which is why Lanzman once threatened to ban me for starting another thread about Courtney Love, or anyone named Courtney, for that matter. Because threads about public figures aren't acceptable if they share a name with the right poster.

No. You were threatened with being banned for trying to pull the same stunt you did with your threads regarding Jamie. You know the threads you started that conveniently had the same real first name as Jamie as the title.

Don't try that innocent card again......

I'm not playing innocent. I'm playing "the fact that it's a bannable offence to use certain names in thread titles is stupid." Unless someone is actually saying "X is called X in real life," they're just words. I thought we didn't ban people for using words that made others uncomfortable?

No you were trolling people using their real first names.

No one is stupid enough to believe your version so please just stop with the bullshit.

And other people troll others the same way, but with avatars. I don't see that being bannable, so thread titles shouldn't be either.

Whatever. Wrong thread.

What's really weird is that his real first name was James.

As for roasting: It's kind of a shame he won't ever get to hear men talk about his daughter the way he talked about other people's daughters.

Sokar was so filled with bile that even his pancreas rebelled against him.

Actually, now that I've done a little digging, his personal life seemed pretty lame as did his job, which makes the front he put on here that much more pathetic. I guess some people get off on "playing" Internet Tough Guy.

Makes me wonder just how big a gulf there is between the real lives and Wordforge "personas" of some of the other posters here.

My guess was always that he had a lot of anger and frustration buried deep down that he didn't feel he could express in real life, and this was where he chose to let it out. Sucked for us, but at least he wasn't beating his kids or murdering homeless people.

What's your evidence that he wasn't beating his kids or murdering homeless people? Maybe he wasn't and maybe he was, but as far as we can tell by the persona presented here he was far more likely to have done so than is your random person on the street.

I'd be utterly shocked if he didn't emotionally abuse his children.

What did he do for a living?

Piss Liet off?