In the WTF, Japan?! category...

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Volpone, Jun 13, 2013.

  1. Volpone

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  2. Sentinel

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    Does anything that happens in Japan actually surprise anyone anymore?



    I could turn on the TV and see live footage of Godzilla (Gojira) attacking Tokyo and not be shocked.
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  3. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Wow.......just when you think they can't get any weirder.....
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    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    Next up: robotic rape tentacles!
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  5. John Castle

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    Jeez, ya drop a couple nukes on a country and next thing you know, their grandkids are licking each others' eyeballs.
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  6. Sentinel

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    Driving into Pearl Harbor Naval Base this morning I saw a license plate that read...

    HENTAI



    I just thought...really? Even if you like anime porn...WHY would you advertise it?
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  7. Dr. Krieg

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    The Japanese are fucking weird. :lol:
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    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Such a beautiful culture...how I admire them.
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    volpone loves hentai.
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  10. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    I take him to be a bishonen sort of fella...
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    Only a matter of time before the obvious porn variant gets going.
  12. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    The truly hilarious thing is when you see the back covers for their porn videos and how the phallus-like images are whited out, but in a way that still keeps the shape intact. Never mind that the chick's usually barely pubescent boobies are right in the costumer's face. :lol:

    But on the flip side, if the crew of the Fitzgerald is to be believed, Japanese women are more than willing to try a LOT of things that many American women would need a whole fishbowl of tequila to entertain, and will also clean your house and cook you a bento lunch for work to boot.
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  13. Sentinel

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    I've never understood the way the Japanese censor images...it often seems to not really hide anything.

    As for sailors and their sexual claims...I take those with a whole ocean of salt :)
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    Sorry, I've just been waiting literally for years for teh baba to go entirely off the rails and post something like that. He's just not getting around to it, for some reason.
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    Volpone likes Yaoi.
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    Well, at least they aren't sticking needles around in their eyesockets.
  17. John Castle

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    No, but they did have this fad of getting plastic surgery to resemble Cardassians for a while last year. Whatever happened to that, anyway?
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  19. Shirogayne

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    ....

    Damn, I should've gone out to Roppongi and Shinjuku more often. I went during the day, and all I saw were the generic ol' Lolitas that Gwen Stefani's entourage tried to imitate when she went solo. :(
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    After that last picture, I'm starting to wonder if there's something to this theory.
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  21. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    I think it's just a result of the fact that in Japan, conformity is demanded (at least on the outside) and in settings like work and school, deviation from that is just not accepted. It's expected from an early age, too--like, out of the womb ten minutes ago early, because unless mothers of newborn children never leave the house for the first six months or something, I can only think of maybe one time I've even seen any Japanese child throw a fit, and have never heard a newborn baby crying on the subway. Ever.

    But because of that strict expectation to blend it, in the few acceptable outlets to actually stick out, they'll do it with relish--hence, your Harajuku girls, cosplayers, your WTF fads and nice, quiet "nice" girls becoming kinky freaks in bed. :shrug:
  22. Dr. Drake Ramoray

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    Eyeball licking? Hey now!

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    C'mon Japan, seriously? Seriously?

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  23. John Castle

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    GOJIRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! :sarek: