Daily Prayers

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by NotDayton Kitchens, Jun 15, 2013.

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  1. NotDayton Kitchens

    NotDayton Kitchens Wonderful, Loving Husband & Father

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    I thought of something yesterday while I was sitting in the Church of Christ, saying my usual prayers. (I was praying for the United States to have been in three more wars before 2019, one big war and two small wars.)

    Why are people on the internet, Wordforge in particular, not forced by the federal government to say a daily prayer to Jesus, under penalty of execution? My principle always told me that we should say a prayer in class.

    And it's not like there would need to be lots of executions because of this. After say the first 100,000, people would fall into line and there would be no more. A small price to pay for a more pleasant country.

    All for now.
    NotDayton Kitchens, Jun 15, 2013
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  2. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    Oh for fucks sake! :rolleyes:
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  3. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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  4. tafkats

    tafkats scream not working because space make deaf Moderator

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    El Chup?
    tafkats, Jun 15, 2013
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  5. Baba

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    Volpone?
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  6. Bailey

    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Super Moderator

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    Nope, just looked it up and it actually isn't who I would have guessed!
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  7. John Castle

    John Castle Banned Writer

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    :sigh: Fucking really? Is this what WF is going to be about from here on?
    John Castle, Jun 15, 2013
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  8. Tuckerfan

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    You're not saying Dayton finally gained a sense of humor about himself, are you?
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  9. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    :shock:
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  10. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    I would like to hear more of this product or service.
    The Original Faceman, Jun 15, 2013
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  11. John Castle

    John Castle Banned Writer

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    Yeah, it's "Not" Chup. And I have a pretty damn good idea of who it is, though of course without being a mod or an admin I have no way to prove it.

    And no interest in proving it.

    Because this whole thing is lame as hell. :bailey:
    John Castle, Jun 15, 2013
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  12. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    Yet, here you are, reading and posting in it. :lol:
    Tamar Garish, Jun 15, 2013
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  13. Will Power

    Will Power If you only knew the irony of my name.

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  14. Baba

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    Sorry. :(
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  15. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    It's just a matter of time before NotMrsKitchens starts posting.
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  16. John Castle

    John Castle Banned Writer

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    Wouldn't be doing my part for WF if I didn't voice my displeasure and exasperation that this obsession with the least entertaining poster here seems to be progressing in its takeover of the Red Room.

    To keep silent is as good as consent. I do not consent.
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  17. Baba

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  18. Nova

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  19. Sentinel

    Sentinel Fresh Meat

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    So when can we expect you to unilaterally decide to post who it is?
    Sentinel, Jun 15, 2013
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  20. John Castle

    John Castle Banned Writer

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    Never. Never. Not if it is who I suspect it is.
    John Castle, Jun 15, 2013
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  21. Soma

    Soma OMG WTF LOL STFU ROTFL!!!

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    It's Storm.
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  22. Dr. Krieg

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    Oh, notDayton. :lol:
    Dr. Krieg, Jun 15, 2013
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  23. John Castle

    John Castle Banned Writer

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    I guarantee it isn't Storm.
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  24. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    Definitely not who I would've guessed.

    :lol:

    Well played.
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  25. podgers

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    I think Dayton knows how to spell principal IMHO.
    podgers, Jun 15, 2013
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  26. Tuckerfan

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    This is Dayton we're talking about, so no, he wouldn't necessarily know how to spell it correctly.
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  27. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    Shut up, wench.
    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee, Jun 15, 2013
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  28. Stallion

    Stallion Team Euro!

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    ^shut up clown shoe!
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  29. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    I dunno.

    When I feel like it. :shrug:
    Tamar Garish, Jun 15, 2013
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  30. Soma

    Soma OMG WTF LOL STFU ROTFL!!!

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    I'm guessing it's either Anna or Chad.
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