This is the entire essence of the internet summed up in a single video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Of2HU3LGdbo
If I'm gonna deal with something noisy, I'll just get up and run my free Shark Rotator around the couch a few times. I'm home too much to have that little bastard roaring around on its own. Plus, my dog hates the vacuum. If I bought an autonomous one that was closer to his size, I'd fully expect him to fight it to the death.
Can you guys please stop posting stuff that was on Reddit two days ago? That's a joke, because I read that on Facebook.
Fuck the four horsemen of the apocalypse, THIS will usher in the end times! Seriously though, I think it's awesome.