Secret Service says Michelle Obama is a "complete bitch"

I don't think it's even anything like that. Some people just let power go to their head...like one of the many Sweet Sixteen girls on MTV who got to leave the trailer she was living in to live with her rich dad in LA (seriously), and the bitch snubs a gift that her trailer park friends bought her from Target. Basically, wealth = power, and power goes to some people's heads more than most. It's also why the junior officers by and large can be such little fuckstains, while the commanders and captains are more chilled back.

Awesome. If politicians did more shit like that, I might consider voting for one of them.

I loved the Clintons.

I wrote the book on the bitch, granny, so fuck off!

Yeah, I'm back. Deal with it, bitches.

Well, well, well. Looks like we've got the 3 G's, Granny, Gul, and Gomer, still trying to turn this place into a Tardforge shithole.

When did you come slithering back in here gul?

:zombiefalldown: :zombiefalldown: :zombiefalldown:

Must be someone that's been gone a really long time...gul had returned long before Sokar died.

Still, it'll be interesting to see how much that even his dual will bring out.

Could be my mistake. Once you've seen one libtard, you've seen them all.

There is a strange appropriateness in this thread: The most obvious dual we've seen in a long time, in a thread about an article that is one of the most obvious fakes we've seen in a long time.

Carry on.

So what does that say for lefties?

Did you see the bits where lots of it is unsubstantiated, aka entirely made up?

I don't know, he wasn't posting too much when I came back. I slapped him down a few times, but the overlap wasn't significant. This retard could easily enough not have noticed. As he admits, he lacks the brain capacity to differentiate between more than a couple of posters.

It's from a Wordpress blog! It HAS to be true! Wordpress bloggers feature some of the best investigative journalism on the planet! I'll never forget that in-depth hard hitting piece about why Captain Picard is better than Captain Kirk.

Nothing, cuz it's fake.


And you think you're a scientific investigator, how adorable.

I'm wondering why BD isn't out chasing Sokar's Ghost down like a dog raper?

If there's one thing Michelle Obama just oozes, it's empathy and gratitude.

So how long did you work at the White House?

And where's the Kwizatz Haderach? Ready to admit he got scammed?

I can neither confirm or deny any employment at the White House.

Please separate your bitter tirades into separate posts. It's exhausting all in one sitting.

You couldn't slap shit off of the cheek of your ass.

Remember when you woke up the other morning with a heavy sensation on your forehead? It was my nutsack.

He didn't get scammed. Maybe you don't see Chewy being a bitch cause you can't see out of your blind old hag eyes.

How the hell did you ever get an optometrist to put the bottoms of a couple of Coke bottles into eyeglass frames anyway?

So you can't speak from any kind of authority.

If only there were any.

Maybe you need some Geritol.

You

mad,

bro?

You confused, sis?

Oh, look, someone resurrected Assface McBaldcunt.

I don't need to. He's already back from the dead and owning you little bitches.

Yes, anyone can go to Amazon and find that. Is it the same book Muad's blogger is citing? Why are they both so reluctant to say so? Are the "quotes" on the blogger's page from this book? Then why is this blog (and, by now, all the copycats like Muad who are viraling them) the only place they can be found? Oh, except for their similarity to the Snopes article.

I'll give you a hint. Little Miss Blogger took the release of the Kessler book and grafted the Snopes rumor onto it, polishing it a bit because, yanno, she's like a professional blogger, whatever that is. She doesn't dare mention the Kessler book by name because if it comes to the attention of Mr. Kessler, a veteran journalist, there might be legal ramifications.

Making Shit Up, amateur-level.

Which is entertaining, but not nearly as entertaining as the number of people who'll swallow because "B-b-but, OBAMAA!!!!1!"

And not even the elected official, but his wife. Class act, our Muad. That he'll swallow any source in his ODS is that much more amusing.

Okay...here's the real problem.

Muad's blogger is a plagiarist.

I was looking at her source which includes the citation of the book:

http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/s/secret-service-presidents.htm#.UjsURcasiSo

February 1, 2012

The blogger lifted their text wholesale sans citation:

http://alaiwah.wordpress.com/2012/0...gent-says-michelle-obama-is-a-complete-bitch/

March 16, 2012

The original source discusses the truth or fiction of each claim in the book, also left out of the plagiarist's blog.

The snopes rumor entry is only about the Clinton's and Bush and is much older. When you look at my links, it's obvious where blogger stole her stuff and that person quoted the book I referenced.