In the one corner, the bald, stocky ginger from Omaha, in the other corner, the lanky long-haired alternative Canuck. At any given time both of them could be high as a kite. Which makes their apparent rage for each other all the more odd. I thought potheads were mellow? Anyway, who do you think wins in a fight? Can a leather jacket be used to keep you from being run over by a bike on the sidewalk? Place your bets!
UA wins hands down, beserker rage beats passive/aggressive whining every day of the week and twice on Sundays!
Clyde is an expert at passive aggressive whining, so he may well have the right take on this. But I'm surprised the poll didn't include a Rocky II option -- mutual knockdown, the rest of Wordforge wins!
It's funny. Try as you might, you just can't get anybody to be angry with your clumsy pokes. This thread is a good illustration of how successful some are at this. Turkey pretty much effortlessly turns Albert in to a drooling sack of rage. But you aren't there. Maybe another week off to consider your posting style is in order?
While Spaceturkey has his knife disarming special move, you can't discout UA's attack handbag dog of hell!
He's got what? 80 lbs on me? Yeah, if I don't get hold of a squishy bit and a chance to choke him out in the first two minutes, I'm probably fucked. BTW Volp, have you ever been in a fight that wasn't a training session?
From the pics I'd guess about a buck twenty. And don't forget his double serrated spatula. Wielded from up on a bike at speed it's quite the potent weapon (although easily avoidable, just don't walk on the sidewalk).
Honestly, if you two ever meet I suspect much nub will be puffed, plenty of barbequed food eaten, and some odd discussions about space submarines. But actually throwing down? Not so much.
sadly, giant gingers running around raging in their tighty whities is something I see around here on occasion.
What is this stoner jazz?? I bet there are more near-alcoholics here than stoners. There should be a least one Drunk Fight per week. But this tells me that Volpone thinks weed smokers are the same as heroin addicts.
not even close to a fair fight. UA is absurdly fucking strong. i'd bet on him against a guy who outweighed him by 50 pounds.
A "Solo" reference! Mewa watches shit movies! [yt=Couldn't find the scene with him crushing an egg]332kUtxSRls[/yt]